A kiss isn't love..you can ask "Judas Iscariot "for more info.

Equations! - This is the best
I have read in a LONG time !!!!
Equation1
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep + work
Therefore:
Human = Donkey + enjoy
Therefore:
Human-enjoy = Donkey
In other words,
A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.
Equation 2
Man = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Man = Donkey + earn money
Therefore:
Man-earn money = Donkey
In other words
Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey
Woman= eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Woman = Donkey + spend
Woman - spend = Donkey
In other words,
Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey
To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3
Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend
So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!
So, We have:
Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money
Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together...!!!!
Well what do you think...


think before you sleep...

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DON'T CARE
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A man was asked by his yet- to-be-inlaw : 'If u are married to my daughter-one of the identical twin sisters, how wud u recognize your wife.
The man replied' why shd I '

fntekim: A man was asked by his yet- to-be-inlaw : 'If u are married to my daughter-one of the identical twin sisters, how wud u recognize your wife.
The man replied' why shd I '

A mother asks her daughter "Abena", How did u get pregnant? I told u if a man touches ur breast say "DON'T" if he touches ur pant say "STOP". The girl says yes mama I did, but he was touching both at the same time, & I said " DON'T STOP". Please who is @ fault?