A fat man saw advertisement
"lose 5kg in a week".

He called & said I would like to
join!

The lady in charge said to him

Lady: Ok!
Be ready tomorrow at
6am.

Next morning, the fat man gets to the
office and he was taken to
a room.
He opens the door & finds a hot
babe with shoes,
underpants &
shirt saying,
"If u catch me u can sleep with
me!" and the girl starts
running.
The Man starts running after her but
couldn't catch her.
So, during the whole week
exercise, he tried to catch her
but
couldn't & lost 5kg.

He then asks for the 10kg
program.

Next morning at 6am, he opens
the door & saw even
hotter babe in
bikini saying if u catch me u can
sleep wit me.

Still he couldn't catch her.
He lost 10kg that week.

So, he thought this program is
awesome!
Lets try 25kg program.

The lady in charge said "are you sure? Its
really tough!!"

"Why not" said the fat man

Next day at 6am he opens the
door expecting to see a
nude babe
but finds a nude mad man
saying,
"If I catch u, I will sleep with u!!"

On seeing this
The man
run
Run
Run
Run
Run
Run
Run
Run
Run
Run
Run
Run
Run
Run
Run
Run
Run
Run
Run
Run and run........

That week, he lost 40kg

More: http://www.rosyside.com/pt/Weight-Loss---Funny-joke/blog.htm

Very funny.

I play he catches him

;DNice fitness jokes