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Condoms(offensive) by robby1(m): 5:46pm On Jun 10, 2006
A 50 year old man walks into a store and asks the
pretty girl behind the counter where the condoms
are. "What size are you?" she asks.

The man replies "I don't know". So, she unzips
his pants and whips out his dick and says
"Ooooh, extra large condoms, Aisle 3"

A 30  year old walks in and asks the same thing.
She unzips his pants whips it out and says "Large
condoms - Aisle 3"

A 14 year old is standing outside and sees all
this "I wonder if I go in there and ask if she'll
do the same for me?"

So, he goes in and asks, She unzips his pants,
whips it out and shouts "Clean-up to the Counter
please!"
Re: Condoms(offensive) by Mystique(f): 8:10am On Jun 28, 2006
Dont get it, ?
Re: Condoms(offensive) by beyunce(f): 8:13am On Jun 28, 2006
Neither do i.

smiley)
Re: Condoms(offensive) by Seun(m): 11:00am On Jun 28, 2006
The experience was too much, so he 'spilled' immediately.
Re: Condoms(offensive) by desiree(f): 1:15pm On Jun 28, 2006
Yuck!!!

lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: Condoms(offensive) by jydon(m): 1:26pm On Jun 28, 2006
dam what an experience grin grin


Here is anoda

Breaking news:
riot in ibadan zoo after
Obasanjo's visit.
REASON:
Gorillas protested dat why are they caged
while Obasanjo is allowed to move freely. grin grin
Re: Condoms(offensive) by robby1(m): 3:57pm On Jun 28, 2006
now for those of you who have misplaced ur funny bones, she wanted the counter to be cleared so that she can get a little jiggy with him, on the counter. the guys browser was bigger that the other two. 'ope u get it now
Re: Condoms(offensive) by shawna(f): 5:09pm On Jun 28, 2006
LMAO thats a good one but its quite dirty undecided lipsrsealed embarassed shocked
Re: Condoms(offensive) by beyunce(f): 9:43am On Jun 29, 2006
shawna:

LMAO thats a good one but its quite dirty undecided lipsrsealed embarassed shocked

really dirty
Re: Condoms(offensive) by micklplus(m): 10:30am On Jun 29, 2006
Oush ! Han han
Re: Condoms(offensive) by Lolabbey: 11:03am On Mar 05, 2009
@ joke whao
Re: Condoms(offensive) by tytylayor: 11:23am On Mar 05, 2009
shocked shocked shocked
Re: Condoms(offensive) by dani1luv: 11:26am On Mar 05, 2009
" grin shocked shocked shocked shocked lipsrsealed sad shocked shocked tongue grin shocked"
Re: Condoms(offensive) by romsky: 11:36am On Mar 05, 2009
dirty posters above me
Re: Condoms(offensive) by tytylayor: 11:43am On Mar 05, 2009
corrupt mind above me
Re: Condoms(offensive) by Lolabbey: 11:48am On Mar 05, 2009
holy tyty above me,

iyawo no let all dose bad mind above u corrupt u oo
Re: Condoms(offensive) by romsky: 11:51am On Mar 05, 2009
virusified zip above me
Re: Condoms(offensive) by Lolabbey: 11:53am On Mar 05, 2009
bacteria imediately abov me
Re: Condoms(offensive) by romsky: 12:19pm On Mar 05, 2009
offensive condom above me
Re: Condoms(offensive) by Lolabbey: 12:20pm On Mar 05, 2009
attractive chick below me grin grin grin
Re: Condoms(offensive) by romsky: 2:02pm On Mar 05, 2009
fanx nerd
Re: Condoms(offensive) by donsponky(m): 2:40pm On Mar 05, 2009
What an experence
shocked shocked shocked shocked your dick no get condom size grin grin just try malam there condon
Re: Condoms(offensive) by Lolabbey: 2:44pm On Mar 05, 2009
rom e b like sey na tongue u dey used dey tok

y u no fit pronouce tanks webi sey na fanks u dey pronounce
Re: Condoms(offensive) by romsky: 2:47pm On Mar 05, 2009
fanx 4 ya observation
Re: Condoms(offensive) by Lolabbey: 2:50pm On Mar 05, 2009
its ok,

i will c my surgeon on ur behalf
Re: Condoms(offensive) by romsky: 3:10pm On Mar 05, 2009
not dat ur quack surgeon
Re: Condoms(offensive) by sylve11: 4:50pm On Mar 05, 2009
is this the surgeon u r talking about?

Re: Condoms(offensive) by Lolabbey: 4:56pm On Mar 05, 2009
yeah,

dats surgeon sylve
Re: Condoms(offensive) by romsky: 4:59pm On Mar 05, 2009
confirmed
Re: Condoms(offensive) by donsponky(m): 5:19pm On Mar 05, 2009
grin grin grin grin grin grin ;Dna waaa ohhh Him be like say na capenter create that guy for that picx grin grin shocked

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