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Condoms(offensive) by robby1(m): 5:46pm On Jun 10, 2006 |
A 50 year old man walks into a store and asks the pretty girl behind the counter where the condoms are. "What size are you?" she asks. The man replies "I don't know". So, she unzips his pants and whips out his dick and says "Ooooh, extra large condoms, Aisle 3" A 30 year old walks in and asks the same thing. She unzips his pants whips it out and says "Large condoms - Aisle 3" A 14 year old is standing outside and sees all this "I wonder if I go in there and ask if she'll do the same for me?" So, he goes in and asks, She unzips his pants, whips it out and shouts "Clean-up to the Counter please!" |
Re: Condoms(offensive) by Mystique(f): 8:10am On Jun 28, 2006 |
Dont get it, ? |
Re: Condoms(offensive) by beyunce(f): 8:13am On Jun 28, 2006 |
Neither do i. ) |
Re: Condoms(offensive) by Seun(m): 11:00am On Jun 28, 2006 |
The experience was too much, so he 'spilled' immediately. |
Re: Condoms(offensive) by desiree(f): 1:15pm On Jun 28, 2006 |
Yuck!!! |
Re: Condoms(offensive) by jydon(m): 1:26pm On Jun 28, 2006 |
dam what an experience Here is anoda Breaking news: riot in ibadan zoo after Obasanjo's visit. REASON: Gorillas protested dat why are they caged while Obasanjo is allowed to move freely. |
Re: Condoms(offensive) by robby1(m): 3:57pm On Jun 28, 2006 |
now for those of you who have misplaced ur funny bones, she wanted the counter to be cleared so that she can get a little jiggy with him, on the counter. the guys browser was bigger that the other two. 'ope u get it now |
Re: Condoms(offensive) by shawna(f): 5:09pm On Jun 28, 2006 |
LMAO thats a good one but its quite dirty |
Re: Condoms(offensive) by beyunce(f): 9:43am On Jun 29, 2006 |
shawna: really dirty |
Re: Condoms(offensive) by micklplus(m): 10:30am On Jun 29, 2006 |
Oush ! Han han |
Re: Condoms(offensive) by Lolabbey: 11:03am On Mar 05, 2009 |
@ joke whao |
Re: Condoms(offensive) by tytylayor: 11:23am On Mar 05, 2009 |
Re: Condoms(offensive) by dani1luv: 11:26am On Mar 05, 2009 |
" " |
Re: Condoms(offensive) by romsky: 11:36am On Mar 05, 2009 |
dirty posters above me |
Re: Condoms(offensive) by tytylayor: 11:43am On Mar 05, 2009 |
corrupt mind above me |
Re: Condoms(offensive) by Lolabbey: 11:48am On Mar 05, 2009 |
holy tyty above me, iyawo no let all dose bad mind above u corrupt u oo |
Re: Condoms(offensive) by romsky: 11:51am On Mar 05, 2009 |
virusified zip above me |
Re: Condoms(offensive) by Lolabbey: 11:53am On Mar 05, 2009 |
bacteria imediately abov me |
Re: Condoms(offensive) by romsky: 12:19pm On Mar 05, 2009 |
offensive condom above me |
Re: Condoms(offensive) by Lolabbey: 12:20pm On Mar 05, 2009 |
attractive chick below me |
Re: Condoms(offensive) by romsky: 2:02pm On Mar 05, 2009 |
fanx nerd |
Re: Condoms(offensive) by donsponky(m): 2:40pm On Mar 05, 2009 |
What an experence your dick no get condom size just try malam there condon |
Re: Condoms(offensive) by Lolabbey: 2:44pm On Mar 05, 2009 |
rom e b like sey na tongue u dey used dey tok y u no fit pronouce tanks webi sey na fanks u dey pronounce |
Re: Condoms(offensive) by romsky: 2:47pm On Mar 05, 2009 |
fanx 4 ya observation |
Re: Condoms(offensive) by Lolabbey: 2:50pm On Mar 05, 2009 |
its ok, i will c my surgeon on ur behalf |
Re: Condoms(offensive) by romsky: 3:10pm On Mar 05, 2009 |
not dat ur quack surgeon |
Re: Condoms(offensive) by sylve11: 4:50pm On Mar 05, 2009 |
is this the surgeon u r talking about?
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Re: Condoms(offensive) by Lolabbey: 4:56pm On Mar 05, 2009 |
yeah, dats surgeon sylve |
Re: Condoms(offensive) by romsky: 4:59pm On Mar 05, 2009 |
confirmed |
Re: Condoms(offensive) by donsponky(m): 5:19pm On Mar 05, 2009 |
;Dna waaa ohhh Him be like say na capenter create that guy for that picx |
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