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Ladies! Know Ur Bride Price by Hardeshyna(m): 4:22pm On Oct 26, 2013
LADIES: KNOW YOUR BRIDE PRICE ...
Tall and yellow = 300k
Tall and fair = 230k
Tall and dark = 250k
Medium height (fair or yellow) = 180k
Medium height (dark) = 100k
Short (fair) = 50k
Short (dark) = 30k
Dwarf (fair) = 10k
Dwarf (dark) = 5k
Every gurl will fill in one of the above
categories...
Then you start addition and subtraction as
follows:
Beautiful = plus 100k
Ugly= minus 187k
Curvy hips = plus 150k
Curvy non saggy boobs = plus 60k
Slim= plus 30k
Fat = minus 20k
Long hair = plus 12k
Short hair = minus 15k
No hair = minus 75k
With big tommy = minus 50k
Flat tommy = plus 30k
With dimples = plus 35k
Great smiles = plus 30k
Do your calculations well guys!!!
I hopeYou don't owe your in-law in the
process.

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