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Bus Thief by wezzybm(m): 8:36pm On Nov 27, 2013 |
Akpos was inside a bus goin to his village when he suddenly realised dat d purse containin all his money was missin. Somebody had piked it frm his pocket. He luked around d bus, everybody was calm, well seated and enjoyin d ride. Thinkin of to do, within som few seconds an idea struck his mind... Makin sure dat everybody in d bus hear him, he said: somebody stole my pulse frm my pocket. People in d bus: no answer. Akpos continued: i said somebody piked my purse containin my money frm my pocket. People in the bus (lukin at him): stil no answer. Akpos: if d person dat stole my pulse did nt want what hapen in 1994 to repeat itsef now, d person should own up now. People in the Bus: now everybody lukin at each oda. Some murmurin among themselves. Akpos: i said what hapen in 1994 wil repeat itself now if d thief did nt return my pulse. People in the bus: now everybody were serios. Som askin within themselves what hapen in 1994. And even odas are beginnin to suspect Akpos as a native doctor or a wizard. Within a minute, Akpos saw his pulse on floor of d bus. Unknwn persn had threw it there. Akpos piked his pulse and chek his money. Then comfirmin d amount to his satisfaction. The people in d bus were amazed, how they wish they could realy knw what hapen in 1994 . One teenager, a very beautiful girl with a glasses approached Akpos were he was sitin and asked him that he would like toknw what hapen in 1994. Akpos luked at her, smiled and said: in1994 i was in d bus like dis and they stole my money. Na leg i take waka go house. How many like for Akpos ![]() goin to his village when he suddenly realised dat d purse containin all his money was missin. Somebody had piked it frm his pocket. He luked around d bus, everybody was calm, well seated and enjoyin d ride. Thinkin of to do, within som few seconds an idea struck his mind... Makin sure dat everybody in d bus hear him, he said: somebody stole my pulse frm my pocket. People in d bus: no answer. Akpos continued: i said somebody piked my purse containin my money frm my pocket. People in the bus (lukin at him): stil no answer. Akpos: if d person dat stole my pulse did nt want what hapen in 1994 to repeat itsef now, d person should own up now. People in the Bus: now everybody lukin at each oda. Some murmurin among themselves. Akpos: i said what hapen in 1994 wil repeat itself now if d thief did nt return my pulse. People in the bus: now everybody were serios. Som askin within themselves what hapen in 1994. And even odas are beginnin to suspect Akpos as a native doctor or a wizard. Within a minute, Akpos saw his pulse on floor of d bus. Unknwn persn had threw it there. Akpos piked his pulse and chek his money. Then comfirmin d amount to his satisfaction. The people in d bus were amazed, how they wish they could realy knw what hapen in 1994 . One teenager, a very beautiful girl with a glasses approached Akpos were he was sitin and asked him that he would like toknw what hapen in 1994. Akpos luked at her, smiled and said: in1994 i was in d bus like dis and they stole my money. Na leg i take waka go house. How many like for Akpos |
Re: Bus Thief by Nobody: 8:43pm On Nov 27, 2013 |
1)purse not pulse 2)picked not piked 1 Like |
Re: Bus Thief by wezzybm(m): 8:48pm On Nov 27, 2013 |
hey na style na watin be ur own |
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