I was driving down the street in ikeja, having
just
finished answering a call on my mobile phone,
when a
policeman suddenly jumped in front of my car,
opened the front passenger door, entered and
jammed it.
As is customary with his kind, he wanted to
collect
"something" from me... Then suddenly he saw
the
big
black Rothweiler dog - Jackie - sitting pretty on
the
back seat, staring fiercely at him with tongue
stuck
out.
POLICEMAN: [shaking] Ah! You carry dog?
Akpors: [I bone my face] Ehn I carry dog. That
one
na offence?
POLICEMAN: [feeling uncomfortable] Na where
una dey come from?
Akpors: From hospital!
POLICEMAN: [feeling uneasy] Ehn! You sick?
Akpors: No, na the dog sick o! POLICEMAN:
[Looks
back] Why the dog come dey shake im head like
dat?
Akpors: Oh! Like that? If the dog wan bite
person
na so e dey shake head o.
POLICEMAN: And the dog know you?
Akpors:: Yes naa. No be me get am?
POLICEMAN:
[sweating] This your door, how you dey open
am?
Akpors: Open it naa. Abi you no know as you
take
enter?
POLICEMAN: Abeg, na since I notice the dog I
don
dey try open am.
(The dog was getting impatient and gave a small
grunt, its tongue almost touching the
policeman's
left ear)
POLICEMAN: (Sliding forward slowly on the seat,
visibly sweating and speaking quietly now) Ehn...
I
don
commit today o. Ehn Oga make I drop, abeg. E
joor
talk to this dog naa. Yeh.... wetin he dey do now?
Akpors: I don't like the way he dey look you
ooo.
Make I slow down. Don't rush o or else....be
quiet.
(Grrrrrrrrrr)
POLICEMAN: Yeepa! Mo gbe. E joor I dey go
now.
Abeg tell am to cool temper oo.
Akpors: Oya oya open the door slowly.
The olopa suddenly zoomed out and slammed
the
door.
The last thing I heard from the policeman?.....
"E no go better for you and your dog!

LOL

Very funny!

fearnism