During lunch at work lastweek, i ate 3
plates
of beanz(which i shouldn't have). When
i got
home, my husband delighted to see me
said, "honey, I've a surprise for dinner
tonight".
Excitedly, he blindfolded me and led me
to a
seat at the dinner table. Just as he was
about to remove the blindfold, the telephone
rang.
He made me promise not to touch the
blindfold till he returned. He then went
to
answer the phone. The beanz i ate was disturbing me and the
pressure was
unbearable so while my husband was
out of
the room, i seized the opportunity,
shifted my
weight on one leg and let one go. It was not
only loud, the smell was like a fertilizer
truck
running over a skunk in front of a
garbage
dump. I took my napkin from my lap and
fanned the air around me vigorously. I
then
shifted to my other leg and ripped of 3
more.
The stench was worse than cooked cabbage.
My ear carefully tuned to the
conversation in
the other room, i kept on detonating
atomic
bombs for a few minutes. The pleasure was
indescribable. At last, the telephone
farewell
in the other room signalled the end of
my
freedom so i quickly fanned the air around
me once more, fold my napkin on my
lap and
placed my hands on them feeling very
relieved
and pleased with myself. My face must have
been the face of innocence as my
husband
returned apologizing for taking so
long. He
then asked if i peeked and i said no. At this
point, he removed the blindfold and i
saw
around the table, about 12 dinner
guests
which included my hubby's friends and inlaws e.t.c... all with their
hands to their
noses. If you were me, what would you
do?

LOL - Sunday school daze...
Mary can't stand Sunday school, but her brother William doesn't have a problem with it. So one day in Sunday school, Mary thinks, "The hell with it," and decides to go to sleep. The teacher sees this and asks Mary a question to keep her awake.
"Mary, who created the heavens and the earth?"
William, who is sitting behind Mary, pokes her in the butt with his pencil. Mary wakes up and shouts, "God almighty!"
And the teacher says, "Yes. That's correct, Mary."
Mary goes back to sleep and the teacher asks her another question.
"Who died on the cross for our sins?"
William pokes Mary again. She wakes up and shouts, "Jesus Christ!"
Once again, she goes back to sleep. This time the teacher asks, "Mary, what was the first thing Eve said to Adam?"
William pokes her again. Mary wakes up and shouts, "If you don't stop poking me with that thing, I'm gonna break it off!"

http://www.rosyside.com/pt/SUNDAY-SCHOOL-DAZE.10-27-2013/blog.htm

scave: During lunch at work lastweek, i ate 3
plates
of beanz(which i shouldn't have). When
i got
home, my husband delighted to see me
said, "honey, I've a surprise for dinner
tonight".
Excitedly, he blindfolded me and led me
to a
seat at the dinner table. Just as he was
about to remove the blindfold, the telephone
rang.
He made me promise not to touch the
blindfold till he returned. He then went
to
answer the phone. The beanz i ate was disturbing me and the
pressure was
unbearable so while my husband was
out of
the room, i seized the opportunity,
shifted my
weight on one leg and let one go. It was not
only loud, the smell was like a fertilizer
truck
running over a skunk in front of a
garbage
dump. I took my napkin from my lap and
fanned the air around me vigorously. I
then
shifted to my other leg and ripped of 3
more.
The stench was worse than cooked cabbage.
My ear carefully tuned to the
conversation in
the other room, i kept on detonating
atomic
bombs for a few minutes. The pleasure was
indescribable. At last, the telephone
farewell
in the other room signalled the end of
my
freedom so i quickly fanned the air around
me once more, fold my napkin on my
lap and
placed my hands on them feeling very
relieved
and pleased with myself. My face must have
been the face of innocence as my
husband
returned apologizing for taking so
long. He
then asked if i peeked and i said no. At this
point, he removed the blindfold and i
saw
around the table, about 12 dinner
guests
which included my hubby's friends and inlaws e.t.c... all with their
hands to their
noses. If you were me, what would you
do?

HAHA