Hello there,
Can I try to tell an italian joke?
Sorry about my english, I hope is good enough.

Pierino, a small boy ask to his father:
Dad, what is the difference between theory and practice?
The Father after few seconds reply: Look. I make you an example.
He calls his wife and ask: “Darling, would you make love with a stranger for 50,000 Euro?”
The wife answer with no hesitation. “Sure I would!”
Then the Father calls his senior daughter and ask: “Would you make love with a stranger for 50.000 Euro?”
“Sure I would!” she reply.
“You see Pierino? Theorically we could have 100.000 Euro, Practically we have two who.res in the family!”

U bad!