NPComplete:


My reservations have nothing to do with trepidation. The mudslinging was becoming hackneyed and we were increasingly beginning to look like petulant infants. Overall I consider negativity, however justified, to be bad for my Feng Shui; hence the advice.
By the way, since when did u become a champion of civil liberties?

But this isn't negativity. It's just basic criticism.
@adenitemi & itstime4me, I would've said worse but the mod will hide the post. So, no point. GAG ORDER

prelinctus:

But this isn't negativity. It's just basic criticism.
@adenitemi & itstime4me, I would've said worse but the mod will hide the post. So, no point. GAG ORDER

Dude, there's criticism dway4ward's style, which I fully endorse; and there's puerility, which is less circumspect, unbecoming of people of our station, and which this thread was slowly turning out to be. Then there's the fine line between the two. We have to keep reminding ourselves to stay on the better side of that line even if it will require some or all of us not voicing our angst in any way.
Anything to keep u from talking and annoying more than half of the good people on this thread is good news to me though.

But where is Saved2Serve?

Bia nwoke'm, zaa afa gi.

I think ive missed out on something here...Who wants to fill me in?

NPComplete:


Dude, there's criticism dway4ward's style, which I fully endorse; and there's puerility, which is less circumspect, unbecoming of people of our station, and which this thread was slowly turning out to be. Then there's the fine line between the two. We have to keep reminding ourselves to stay on the better side of that line even if it will require some or all of us not voicing our angst in any way.
Anything to keep u from talking and annoying more than half of the good people on this thread is good news to me though.

What!!! Good news to you Ok, just be very careful.

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@Badema, @dchem, @itsTime4me. Thanks guys.

And in other news Abubakar Mai - Bornu is the new DMD NLNG. Formerly MD NPDC. Those who know him will tell you of his cerebral prowess. One of the really smart guys in NNPC. Not surprising when one considers his erudite lineage. Check your 1000 Naira notes for evidence of his pedigree

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.......... If person say he no won laugh he no dey know time whe he take dey burst laugh.

prelinctus:

What!!! Good news to you Ok, just be very careful.

Jesu Kristi

*opens dictionary*

NPComplete:


My reservations have nothing to do with trepidation. The mudslinging was becoming hackneyed and we were increasingly beginning to look like petulant infants. Overall I consider negativity, however justified, to be bad for my Feng Shui; hence the advice.
By the way, since when did u become a champion of civil liberties?

NPComplete:

Dude, there's criticism dway4ward's style, which I fully endorse; and there's puerility, which is less circumspect, unbecoming of people of our station, and which this thread was slowly turning out to be. Then there's the fine line between the two. We have to keep reminding ourselves to stay on the better side of that line even if it will require some or all of us not voicing our angst in any way.
Anything to keep u from talking and annoying more than half of the good people on this thread is good news to me though.

TheRealAdonye:
Jesu Kristi

*opens dictionary*

Baba.. I been think say na only me.
@NP.complete; Easy bro, some of us nor too sabi dis language o, we juz dey try ni.

NPComplete:


My reservations have nothing to do with trepidation. The mudslinging was becoming hackneyed and we were increasingly beginning to look like petulant infants. Overall I consider negativity, however justified, to be bad for my Feng Shui; hence the advice.
By the way, since when did u become a champion of civil liberties?

Ma Niggur.... wish my vocabulary is this indepth. ..

scarletdp:


Ma Niggur.... wish my vocabulary is this indepth. ..

Brotherly no be vocab dey do me right now o. Na make NLNG call us we dey pray to Baba God for now mhen

What could be the plan of propagandists? They are always looking for one bad news or story to talk about NLNG.
See links below of the propaganda and follow-up response from the ever ready Kudo Eresia-Eke, GM, External Relations.

http://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2016/03/12/50-in-hospital-as-nlng-pollutes-bonny/

http://news.nigeriannation.com/nigeria/news-headlines/nlng-denies-airborne-disorder-allegation-in-bonn%E2%80%8Ey/

When is the week na? I had to double check on NLNG website to make sure they don't just exist in my head..

Nice to see that folks are still posting and keeping the thread alive despite having to start the thread afresh after losing so many pages to the great 'Nairaland crash'. Some folks have hit the nail on the head, nobody or organization is worth putting your life on hold for. My honest tip to every person still expecting the call (& I say this with a sense of deja vu) is to continue as if you weren't waiting for any call (mind you this has got nothing to do with your faith). I salute everyone who has contributed to this thread and wish all those waiting the best of luck...

When person with nlng recruitment experience talks, you just gats listen. Nice one kenosky. I remember you from the 2007 thread. But una own wait na child's play compared to this awa own.

kenosky:
Nice to see that folks are still posting and keeping the thread alive despite having to start the thread afresh after losing so many pages to the great 'Nairaland crash'. Some folks have hit the nail on the head, nobody or organization is worth putting your life on hold for. My honest tip to every person still expecting the call (& I said this with a sense of deja vu) is to continue as if you weren't waiting for any call (mind you this has got nothing to do with your faith). I salute everyone who has contributed to this thread and wish all those waiting the best of luck...

kenosky:
Nice to see that folks are still posting and keeping the thread alive despite having to start the thread afresh after losing so many pages to the great 'Nairaland crash'. Some folks have hit the nail on the head, nobody or organization is worth putting your life on hold for. My honest tip to every person still expecting the call (& I said this with a sense of deja vu) is to continue as if you weren't waiting for any call (mind you this has got nothing to do with your faith). I salute everyone who has contributed to this thread and wish all those waiting the best of luck...

the boss has spoken

NPComplete:


Brotherly no be vocab dey do me right now o. Na make NLNG call us we dey pray to Baba God for now mhen

Lol... soon brotherly...

kenosky:
Nice to see that folks are still posting and keeping the thread alive despite having to start the thread afresh after losing so many pages to the great 'Nairaland crash'. Some folks have hit the nail on the head, nobody or organization is worth putting your life on hold for. My honest tip to every person still expecting the call (& I said this with a sense of deja vu) is to continue as if you weren't waiting for any call (mind you this has got nothing to do with your faith). I salute everyone who has contributed to this thread and wish all those waiting the best of luck...

Why should those expecting the call continue as if they weren't waiting for any call?

While that is the re-echoing advise been given here ever since, I wouldn't want you to just give same advise but will like to know why u are re-sounding it?

What have you seen, heard or experienced that inform your advise. I am not saying the advise is off point but want an insight to your reasoning before the conclusion.

Thanks.

Risk management is an important aspect of life.

Whether it is this month or not, NLNG will surely call one day. To reduce the risk of losing out completely if you aren't call, I will advise potential GTs to find some other potential GTs in the recruitment process to negotiate and sign a "minimum damage agreement" (MDA).

MDA is just a legally signed agreement that if I am call and employ and u weren't call , I will give a certain percent (maybe 10%) of my pay for certain period (maybe 1 year) and vice versa.

And if both of them are called or if none of the them in the agreement are called, then nobody pays anybody.

A pretty way to ensure you gain something no matter how the die is toss.



Anybody interested in the proposal and sealing a MDA agreement?

Dfavouredone:
Risk management is an important aspect of life.

Whether it is this month or not, NLNG will surely call one day. To reduce the risk of losing out completely if you aren't call, I will advise potential GTs to find some other potential GTs in the recruitment process to negotiate and sign a "minimum damage agreement" (MDA).

MDA is just a legally signed agreement that if I am call and employ and u weren't call , I will give a certain percent (maybe 10%) of my pay for certain period (maybe 1 year) and vice versa.

And if both of them are called or if none of the them in the agreement are called, then nobody pays anybody.

A pretty way to ensure you gain something no matter how the die is toss.



Anybody interested in the proposal and sealing a MDA agreement?

joke right?

sexyjob:

joke right?

How can risk be managed with a joke.

Dfavouredone:
Risk management is an important aspect of life.

Whether it is this month or not, NLNG will surely call one day. To reduce the risk of losing out completely if you aren't call, I will advise potential GTs to find some other potential GTs in the recruitment process to negotiate and sign a "minimum damage agreement" (MDA).

MDA is just a legally signed agreement that if I am call and employ and u weren't call , I will give a certain percent (maybe 10%) of my pay for certain period (maybe 1 year) and vice versa.

And if both of them are called or if none of the them in the agreement are called, then nobody pays anybody.

A pretty way to ensure you gain something no matter how the die is toss.



Anybody interested in the proposal and sealing a MDA agreement?

Well thought out,am in if anyone is serious about this

Uchboggy:


Well thought out,am in if anyone is serious about this

How can I not be serious about it. I have the draft of the agreement, is just to finish off the specifics when I get anyone interested.

Signed it off in the presence of a witness and make it a legal document.

It better to part with a bit when one get it than lose it all if one didn't.

kenosky:
Nice to see that folks are still posting and keeping the thread alive despite having to start the thread afresh after losing so many pages to the great 'Nairaland crash'. Some folks have hit the nail on the head, nobody or organization is worth putting your life on hold for. My honest tip to every person still expecting the call (& I said this with a sense of deja vu) is to continue as if you weren't waiting for any call (mind you this has got nothing to do with your faith). I salute everyone who has contributed to this thread and wish all those waiting the best of luck...

Make of this what you will at least for the interim i.e faire de ce que vous voulez au moins pour l'intérim

All the best guys

Everyone who did not receive a regret mail will be called up for medicals, provided economic conditions are projected favourable and/or sustainable for the foreseeable future
-Forget about the "sauce"

My Big Oga, na big big grammar u speak now oooooooo
pls, u said everybody go weiti?

GetPosted =43765930:
Everyone who did not receive a regret mail will be called up for medicals, provided economic conditions are projected favourable and/or sustainable for the foreseeable future
-Forget about the "sauce"

GetPosted:
Everyone who did not receive a regret mail will be called up for medicals, provided economic conditions are projected favourable and/or sustainable for the foreseeable future
-Forget about the "sauce"

We all pray and wish for this. But in a bid not to sound pessimistic, but realistic, we know its almost unlikely, hence the need for selection from the list of successfuls. Maybe a waiting list at the most.

GetPosted:
Everyone who did not receive a regret mail will be called up for medicals, provided economic conditions are projected favourable and/or sustainable for the foreseeable future
-Forget about the "sauce"

Can u start small first and give a range of d number of pple still in d running?

GetPosted:
Everyone who did not receive a regret mail will be called up for medicals, provided economic conditions are projected favourable and/or sustainable for the foreseeable future
-Forget about the "sauce"

hehehehekiakiakiakukukukuhahahahabuuuuuuuhahahahahahaha....bro!!!!

Hello NLNG 2013 Hopefuls,

How about we try to get a fair idea of the number of applicants LEFT in the process? We can start by having a rough estimate of the number of active nairalanders and then extrapolate to account for non-active nairalanders as well as those not on nairaland.

"Liking" this post would be a good way to add up the number while providing the advantage of being anonymous

Additionally, this would keep us busy and take our minds off the wait for a while