CRAZINESS :- Is when you buy
BLACKBERRY PORSCHE of #350,000 and
landlord dey pursue your mama cos of
12k HOUSE RENT for village. FAITH :- Is using the last money on you
to buy wallet.(wetin u go put inside d
wallet)? STUPIDITY :- Is having SIX BIG CARS
while living in a rented apartment ( Eko
for SHOW, Lagos mumu ) . WEALTH :- Is when you buy a first class
return ticket to UK just to pick up a
forgotten wrist watch ( Money
speaking ). WASTAGE :- Is buying a big MANSION at
Asokoro in Abuja and only your Mai-
guard and House Maid dey live there
( Political armed robber ). TROUBLE :- Is slapping a soldier in front
of a quater guard in a barracks ( You
may not live well enough to tell the
story ). IRONY :- Is having the chairman of an
Okada Association driving a Range
Rover Sport ( He cannot come and die
na ). FOOLISHNESS :- Is taking a #5,000 cab
to watch a film of #1,000 at Genesis
Cinema...( Abegiii! Why you no fit wait
for the pirated copy now ). LOVE :- Is buying suya for your
girlfriend while you eat only the onions
with tears rushing from your eye ( You
love her abi Hunger never deal with
you ). MADNESS :- Is when a lady flirts with a
Rich HIV/AIDS victim so as to get
money to buy BRAZILLIAN HAIR
( Hmmm....Life don tire you abi ). DIRTINESS :- Is when Cockroach, Rat,
Ant, Spider becomes your Roommates
and you say '' God created them for a
purpose '' ( Na lie! Na money wey you
go use buy trap, insecticide no dey )CRAZINESS :- Is when you buy
BLACKBERRY PORSCHE of #350,000 and
landlord dey pursue your mama cos of
12k HOUSE RENT for village. FAITH :- Is using the last money on you
to buy wallet.(wetin u go put inside d
wallet)? STUPIDITY :- Is having SIX BIG CARS
while living in a rented apartment ( Eko
for SHOW, Lagos mumu ) . WEALTH :- Is when you buy a first class
return ticket to UK just to pick up a
forgotten wrist watch ( Money
speaking ). WASTAGE :- Is buying a big MANSION at
Asokoro in Abuja and only your Mai-
guard and House Maid dey live there
( Political armed robber ). TROUBLE :- Is slapping a soldier in front
of a quater guard in a barracks ( You
may not live well enough to tell the
story ). IRONY :- Is having the chairman of an
Okada Association driving a Range
Rover Sport ( He cannot come and die
na ). FOOLISHNESS :- Is taking a #5,000 cab
to watch a film of #1,000 at Genesis
Cinema...( Abegiii! Why you no fit wait
for the pirated copy now ). LOVE :- Is buying suya for your
girlfriend while you eat only the onions
with tears rushing from your eye ( You
love her abi Hunger never deal with
you ). MADNESS :- Is when a lady flirts with a
Rich HIV/AIDS victim so as to get
money to buy BRAZILLIAN HAIR
( Hmmm....Life don tire you abi ). DIRTINESS :- Is when Cockroach, Rat,
Ant, Spider becomes your Roommates
and you say '' God created them for a
purpose '' ( Na lie! Na money wey you
go use buy trap, insecticide no dey )CRAZINESS :- Is when you buy
BLACKBERRY PORSCHE of #350,000 and
landlord dey pursue your mama cos of
12k HOUSE RENT for village. FAITH :- Is using the last money on you
to buy wallet.(wetin u go put inside d
wallet)? STUPIDITY :- Is having SIX BIG CARS
while living in a rented apartment ( Eko
for SHOW, Lagos mumu ) . WEALTH :- Is when you buy a first class
return ticket to UK just to pick up a
forgotten wrist watch ( Money
speaking ). WASTAGE :- Is buying a big MANSION at
Asokoro in Abuja and only your Mai-
guard and House Maid dey live there
( Political armed robber ). TROUBLE :- Is slapping a soldier in front
of a quater guard in a barracks ( You
may not live well enough to tell the
story ). IRONY :- Is having the chairman of an
Okada Association driving a Range
Rover Sport ( He cannot come and die
na ). FOOLISHNESS :- Is taking a #5,000 cab
to watch a film of #1,000 at Genesis
Cinema...( Abegiii! Why you no fit wait
for the pirated copy now ). LOVE :- Is buying suya for your
girlfriend while you eat only the onions
with tears rushing from your eye ( You
love her abi Hunger never deal with
you ). MADNESS :- Is when a lady flirts with a
Rich HIV/AIDS victim so as to get
money to buy BRAZILLIAN HAIR
( Hmmm....Life don tire you abi ). DIRTINESS :- Is when Cockroach, Rat,
Ant, Spider becomes your Roommates
and you say '' God created them for a
purpose '' ( Na lie! Na money wey you
go use buy trap, insecticide no dey )