A drunk 18 year old boy asked a married woman out. The
woman got so pissed she went
to tell her husband(mr Akpors) about the
encounter. Akpors told his wife to invite the boy over so that
he could beat the hell out of him, he would hide under the bed as he waited for him. The wife did as her Akpors requested. When the boy got there he kissed the wife and took of his T-shirt and
his body was full of scars, the wife asked, "Why so many scars?"
The boy replied,"I always lay with
married women and
usually when I get caught I kill the husband, if someone shows up now he will
be number 20 on
my murder list!"
The boy continued kissing the wife and
undressing her.
The wife tried to reach out for her husband Akpors
under the bed and a small voice came
out,"If you tell him
am here, I'll kill you before he kills me! Just co-operate!"
One word 4 Akpors.........