the_ripper3: For Naija, after the captain make announcement of impending crash. The pandemonium no go let u think sef. Na words like " aye mi o" , "bi mo se ku re" , "olorun gba mi" . "Temi baje " u go dey hear

God no go let us encounter such grisly mishap.

All the same you surviving a Plane depends on how the plane crashed, & more especially The GRACE OF GOD

Dont have plans to board any soon...

All the same you surviving a Plane depends on how the plane crashed, & more especially The GRACE OF GOD

Chai, most of these features are not available in our domestic aeroplane that have spent up to 15 years of usage

Petmayor:

FYI, whether you board a local or international airline, these life-saving tips are applicable.

Bro,what if you know the plane is about to crash,and the pilots and other crew members comfirmed your fear,is it advisable to try to exit the plane before it crash?

wasak: d only way to escape completely is to never board a plane the Same way d only way to escape death is to never get born!!!

what is dis one sayinq??

wasak: d only way to escape completely is to never board a plane the Same way d only way to escape death is to never get born!!!

what is dis one sayinq??

Highly informative.
Thanks to OP.

Wao... nice tips, but have u tried it before.

Good information, thanks poster .. One thing is God Protects us all.

this is the height

this means anytime u board a plane, be ready to face aircrash consequences, scary

penzino: Lolz, dis is funny, so tey e don reach time wey we need to dey learn how to survive plane crash!!! Naija I hail thee....

So planes only crash in Nigeria? You know, sometimes i wonder why some of you think with your armpits.

noted

If everyone fights to sit at the tail of the plane,who will now sit at the beginning?

Nice one @ OP, . .GOD bless all

let us be real. Develop your spirit enough not to enter an ill-fated plane or to get out of one if already boarded even if it means losing a million naira. More plane will still crash with the best of preparations.in moment of panic you wont remember any of these hints and you will be shocked that those at the back dies while even the pilots and kids who knows nothing survive If you are a xtian.getting on the plane without a full understanding of how real angels are and how they operates simply means you are a careless xtian and your destruction is self elected. The spirit of death is a smelly spirit ,so smelly ,you can detect its presence anywhere. MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON US. Train your spirit

[center][/center]saving the page!!!!,I need to tell my mom and family.

the_ripper3: For Naija, after the captain make announcement of impending crash. The pandemonium no go let u think sef. Na words like " aye mi o" , "bi mo se ku re" , "olorun gba mi" . "Temi baje " u go dey hear

God no go let us encounter such grisly mishap.

AMEN OOOOOOO!!!

U don 4get say na God creat this world?if him kick the plane nko?all this ur step thing no go work.u better shout THE BLOOD OF JESUS CHRIST,if all fail u.(with OBJ voice)

Afrocatalyst: Nice info especially for these turbulent times.

my guy no just try am o.....

dnawah: For Naija, after the captain make announcement of impending crash. The pandemonium no go let u think sef. Na words like " aye mi o" , "bi mo se ku re" , "olorun gba mi" . "Temi baje " u go dey hear

nooo, chineke biko meerun ebele. my container, if i die who go dey shop?

Read the safety information card and pay
attention to the pre-flight safety speech.

In a Nigeria domestic flight, you hear an Arab man speaking Arab English when the passengers of the flight are Nigerians and you then expect us to understand that. I no dey hear shi shi o

By the way, got something for everyone here: www.nairaland.com/1498917/build-capacity-more-family-planning

Caracta:

So planes only crash in Nigeria? You know, sometimes i wonder why some of you think with your armpits.

No commercial plane flying from or to the UK has crashed fatally due to maintenance issues since 1954. That is roughly 60 years ago.

Nigeria has had 8 in the last 20 years killing probably over 1000 people during that period, all due to the conditions of the planes.

The airline owners are using people's lives as collateral for cutting corners while those suppose to be regulating them are buying bullet-proof cars at 5 times the actual sale prices.

Story!! Story!!! The bloody truth is if u are goin 2 die,u will certainly and most definitely die!!!
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If anyone survives a plane crash,I bet u ask any of dem,dey'll tell u its a 'miracle'...if ur time reach,e don reach bdat,safety or no safety!!!

josite: let us be real. Develop your spirit enough not to enter an ill-fated plane or to get out of one if already boarded even if it means losing a million naira. More plane will still crash with the best of preparations.in moment of panic you wont remember any of these hints and you will be shocked that those at the back dies while even the pilots and kids who knows nothing survive If you are a xtian.getting on the plane without a full understanding of how real angels are and how they operates simply means you are a careless xtian and your destruction is self elected. The spirit of death is a smelly spirit ,so smelly ,you can detect its presence anywhere. MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON US. Train your spirit

Fcking reetard!

Spirit my arsse!

Abeg where can I get a parachute..I need to buy one

Sagamite:

No commercial plane flying from or to the UK has crashed fatally due to maintenance issues since 1954. That is roughly 60 years ago.

Nigeria has had 8 in the last 20 years killing probably over 1000 people during that period, all due to the conditions of the planes.

The airline owners are using people's lives as collateral for cutting corners while those suppose to be regulating them are buying bullet-proof cars at 5 times the actual sale prices.

I am not holding brief for Nigerian airlines...far from it. But to think Nigeria is the only country in the world that needs these tips doesn't make sense to me. We have not had it easy over the past few years, i agree. These tips are for every one...black, white, Nigerian, non-Nigerian, Mixed Nigerian or whatever.

Attaching a Nigerian tag to it is not necessary.

berem: If everyone fights to sit at the tail of the plane,who will now sit at the beginning?

No be small thing

Lordwize: Anytime I cooked a delicious meal for my heart, she will just eat to her satisfaction and there is no compliment of your food is tasty from her. It pains me, is it wrong for a woman to compliment her man cooking skills?

i'd rada read dis. Mtchew