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Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by KingzPen(m): 6:28pm On Nov 28, 2013
Yes Oooooo... Full HD...
D.Ella.luv:
As d door don open,she'l watch d WWE video,no mre audio commentary
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by Sike(m): 6:30pm On Nov 28, 2013
Awwww! The second to the last episode (Episode 37) really touched my heart. Infact i nearly cried. I swear Banji, i mean Kingzpen, you are truly blessed. I double tuale U. It was so entertaining, thrilling and hilarious... Infact you Rock man!! Keep it up dude. Take it outside!! smiley
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by KingzPen(m): 6:36pm On Nov 28, 2013
Your comment got my head swelling... Thankz so much, Sike... Am so humbled by ur words...
Sike: Awwww! The second to the last episode (Episode 37) really touched my heart. Infact i nearly cried. I swear Banji, i mean Kingzpen, you are truly blessed. I double tuale U. It was so entertaining, thrilling and hilarious... Infact you Rock man!! Keep it up dude. Take it outside!! smiley

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Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by Nobody: 6:55pm On Nov 28, 2013
KingzPen: What can I say again, Cykik? You just wowed me... Am so happy you learnt from the story... Am so glad... Thankz You Very Much... Am humbled... smiley smiley smiley
ha u're welcome. Do u plan to publish your story?
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by KingzPen(m): 7:00pm On Nov 28, 2013
Yeah, I will after after am tru... Amma re-edit it to meet world standard.
Cykik: ha u're welcome. Do u plan to publish your story?
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by Bleszin(f): 8:08pm On Nov 28, 2013
I cnt bliv i sat here dis long reading al dis frm d beginning nd and i'm stil waitin 4 more.....U ar rily talented....
patiently following

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Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by KingzPen(m): 8:16pm On Nov 28, 2013
My head is bowed in appreciation... Thankz so much... I'm so glad you found it interesting... Thankz Thankz...
Bleszin: I cnt bliv i sat here dis long reading al dis frm d beginning nd and i'm stil waitin 4 more.....U ar rily talented....
patiently following
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by amuniiopz(m): 9:39pm On Nov 28, 2013
Pls #kingzpin....na because of dis story I go buy MB...abeg I'm patiently waitin 4 yur updates...nyc ryt up dud.

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Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by sconp: 10:05pm On Nov 28, 2013
Now you got my attention

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Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by eyezik3(m): 10:19pm On Nov 28, 2013
Bleszin: I cnt bliv i sat here dis long reading al dis frm d beginning nd and i'm stil waitin 4 more.....U ar rily talented....
patiently following
Kingzpen u are da BOmB!!! I told then am in ur back so ride on bro nice job.
#TeamBanji
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by eyezik3(m): 10:20pm On Nov 28, 2013
Bleszin: I cnt bliv i sat here dis long reading al dis frm d beginning nd and i'm stil waitin 4 more.....U ar rily talented....
patiently following
Kingzpen u are da BOmB!!! I told yhu then that am @ ur back, so ride on bro nice job.
#TeamBanji
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by KingzPen(m): 10:25pm On Nov 28, 2013
Eyezik, My main Man... Thankz for standing gidigbam at ma back like cement... I feel You... Thankz Man...
eyezik3:
Kingzpen u are da BOmB!!! I told yhu then that am @ ur back, so ride on bro nice job.
#TeamBanji
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by hikmoj(m): 12:07am On Nov 29, 2013
I'm stil searching 4d best word in my dictionary to describe ur talent ni o...
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by Miracleojo(m): 12:10am On Nov 29, 2013
well done....what dept are u in UI. am also a uite
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by bandely(m): 12:21am On Nov 29, 2013
From the beginning, I knew the story is somewhat UI based. And from that I visualized everything. The most vivid of the picture was when you were at "Abefele's" office.

Nice story, by the way. But I think it could be more sophisticated.
All in all, it is a good work.

Peace.
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by Liltevy(m): 12:29am On Nov 29, 2013
Kings...yah so good...i tell u...loving dis so much too much much..mueh
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by KingzPen(m): 12:29am On Nov 29, 2013
Thankz Bro... Computer Science...
Miracleojo: well done....what dept are u in UI. am also a uite
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by KingzPen(m): 12:30am On Nov 29, 2013
Loooooooool grin grin grin I'm gladly waiting...
hikmoj: I'm stil searching 4d best word in my dictionary to describe ur talent ni o...
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by Liltevy(m): 12:32am On Nov 29, 2013
I wuld b expecting anoda epic subtale 2dai..subscribing mai bis again..wink wink
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by KingzPen(m): 12:33am On Nov 29, 2013
I purposely didn't mention any school, to broaden the scope of my readers. I'm a UIte but I didn't set the story line there. All I used was my room. grin grin grin
bandely: From the beginning, I knew the story is somewhat UI based. And from that I visualized everything. The most vivid of the picture was when you were at "Abefele's" office.

Nice story, by the way. But I think it could be more sophisticated.
All in all, it is a good work.

Peace.
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by KingzPen(m): 12:35am On Nov 29, 2013
Thankz soooooooo much... Am damn so humbled by your comment... cheesy cheesy cheesy
Liltevy: Kings...yah so good...i tell u...loving dis so much too much much..mueh

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Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by KingzPen(m): 12:36am On Nov 29, 2013
Sure will give it to you as usual... grin grin grin
Liltevy: I wuld b expecting anoda epic subtale 2dai..subscribing mai bis again..wink wink

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Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by KingzPen(m): 1:11am On Nov 29, 2013
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Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by bandely(m): 1:41am On Nov 29, 2013
KingzPen: I purposely didn't mention any school, to broaden the scope of my readers. I'm a UIte but I didn't set the story line there. All I used was my room. grin grin grin
You didn't do what? When you mentioned Zik toilet nko?
Also, Dr Longe and. Mrs NwaChukwu in Statistics cheesy

Guy, Adewole is watching you ooo!

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Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by bandely(m): 1:44am On Nov 29, 2013
Jeff_147: Banji u are vry Nasty! mind the way u discriminate here... ndi ofe nnmanu forum Nonsense!!!
What is this one saying?

Go to sleep if you don't have any reasonable thing to say.

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Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by KingzPen(m): 1:49am On Nov 29, 2013
You must be a Zikite... grin grin grin grin
bandely:
You didn't do what? When you mentioned Zik toilet nko?
Also, Dr Longe and. Mrs NwaChukwu in Statistics cheesy

Guy, Adewole is watching you ooo!
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by bandely(m): 2:28am On Nov 29, 2013
I'm a Katanga-Zik-Mellanbite!

BTW, you're CSC level 3?
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by KingzPen(m): 2:37am On Nov 29, 2013
Final Year Thingz... wink wink wink Can't shout... Yeye ASUU dey delay person...
bandely: I'm a Katanga-Zik-Mellanbite!

BTW, you're CSC level 3?
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by Rosieflower(f): 7:10am On Nov 29, 2013
Kings wen r u droppng d nxt episode am anxiously waitng o. Honestly ur jst 2 gud in wot ur doing kip it up

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Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by KingzPen(m): 8:26am On Nov 29, 2013
LAST NIGHT


Around 6:34 A.M. this morning. Akpan rushed out to open the gate for his Boss, Dr Martins, who has been at the gate for thirty minutes. He was away last night for an emergency operation on a patient at his hospital which is quite far away from home. He arrived home fatigued, hoping to go in immediately as usual at a blow of the horn but he was thwarted. Akpan was no where to be found when Dr Martins came down from his car to sneak a look into the guardroom. He began to wondered where on earth Akpan was. He was already frustrated, so he retired back to his car to get his mobile to call his wife.

“You better be reasonable!” he yelled back at his phone after the network has denied him access to his wife.

He dialed again but to no avail. “The number you have dialed is switched off,” he repeated after the voice that came from the service provider.

He stood at akimbo for several minutes before entering the car to blow the horn again. This time around, Akpan has been healed of his temporary deafness. Akpan came rushing to the gate with a speed faster than a BMW on an express road. He was still sweating profusely while trying to obliterate it with his old slacked BYC singlet. He was so confused; he swung the gates wrongly. Dr Martins folded his arms in his car looking at the movie Akpan was displaying at the gate. He finally drove in.

With much fury on his face, he asked, “where have you been?”

“I—I—wa—was—wasss—in—innsi–-inside.” Akpan stuttered.

Dr Martins laughed out so loud like a king in a Nollywood movie. “Inside where?” He asked mockingly.

“Inside my room Oga.” Akpan obliviously replied.

Dr Martins began to sense something dodgy. He paused for a minute and cogitated why his wife’s mobile was switched off; never has her number been off since they were married.

“I don’t have your time now, get lost!” He dismissed Akpan angrily.

He proceeded straightaway to his bedroom to grill his wife. Mrs Martins was still faithfully married to her bed. She have on a sexy pink negligee which could turn on any man in his senses.

“Hilda!” he called his wife with a soft voice but to no response.

“Hilda!” he added with a spank.

She twirled around, her eyes blazing. “Honey, you are back?” she arose from the bed to hug him.

He wasn't interested in the pleasantry so he proceeded straight to the point.

“Why is your mobile switched off?” he asked standing at akimbo.

“My mobile?” she questioned with a surprised look on her face.

She began to search for her phone all over the room. “Can you please beep my phone?” she pleaded with guilt in her heart.

“Guess I have been helping for about an hour now.” He replied looking at his wife confused.

She finally found it at the headboard and noticed it was actually switched off.

“Akpan is a fool. Who gave him right over my phone.” She almost said. “Am sorry Love, I don’t know how my phone went off.”

She pleaded while coming close to him. Dr Martins was not satisfied but he succumb to her explanation.

“Where was Akpan? He wan’t in the guardroom.”

“Where on earth would he have been?” She replied with an ignorant look on her face.

Mr Martins discarded the whole issue and wanted to repose after the vigil at the theater. He fell freely flat on his bed and noticed how unkempt the it was.

“Sweety, you didn't miss me at all last night.” He asked with a smile on his face.

“What makes you say so?” She asked fidgeting.

“The bed of course. You really played all around, scattering it.” He decided to lay the bed well.

“Wait!” she yelled.

She rushed and held his hands, kissed him so deeply and attempted to turn him on. He pulled back and insisted on laying the bed before any romantic sensation. She persisted and won. She removed her nightie and left open her sexy lingerie which wrapped her fat irresistible backside.

Dr Martins became a fool immediately, he began to pant like a dog. He was engulfed in the atmosphere of love. Hilda thought she had succeeded, not until Dr Martins’ wondering hand touched a wet rubber-like substance on the bed.

“What’s this I’m touching?” He curiously asked himself.

Hilda kept kissing and romancing him. His wondering thought at long last got an answer, it was a condom. He engulfed it irritatingly in his palm. He pushed her away from him.

“What happened, Honey?” She asked surprised.

“I have a gift for you.” He replied with a wicked smile on his face.

She happily requested for it, blowing herself with her two hands like a lady proposed to, hopping up and down on her knees. Dr Martins opened wide his palm. She became dumb and fainted after five seconds.

“Akpan!” He shouted angrily like a soldier saving a fellow comrade from an enemy attack. Akpan is nowhere to be found.

Badolee don escape!!! He don taste Oga’s fruit juice...













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HOW WAS YOUR NIGHT?

I QUITE HAVE A BUSY SCHEDULE THIS MORNING BUT I SHOULD BE SETTLED BY AFTERNOON... BEAR WITH ME... LOVE Y'ALL... kiss kiss kiss

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Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by Kruzykidt(m): 9:56am On Nov 29, 2013
Lmao.....akpan d sharp guy..nice 1 kingzpen...keep it up

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