Nigerian churches just can’t stop giving us
something to talk about; if it’s not about the
“holy slap” it’s about extreme deliverance. Or
how can we describe the photo above with a
lady lying on the bare getting errm…
‘dispossessed’.
The deliverance style raises one too many
eyebrows though with hands strategically
placed on her private region all through the
session. Who knows, some sort of demon
might be lurking around that area which needs
to be urgently exorcised.
We still can’t get over deliverance style
though. What do you think?
www.ynaija.com/photo-of-the-day-this-is-one-church-deliverance-taken-too-far-below/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter

Jobless and lazy men have found a cheap way to defraud Nigerians , claiming ''pastor '' and desecrating the alter of God with all manner of Gymnastics and strange attitudes , what kind of deliverance will require a man Woman of ''GOD'' to place his/her hand on a woman'/mans private area this is satanic !

ochejoseph: Jobless and lazy men have found a cheap way to defraud Nigerians , claiming ''pastor '' and desecrating the alter of God with all manner of Gymnastics and strange attitudes , what kind of deliverance will require a man Woman of ''GOD'' to place his/her hand on a woman'/mans private area this is satanic !

My friend, did you hear that Ekiti state Government has started her Employment drive for youths like you. Please, hurry while the offer last!

Is that deliverance or rocking??

Degis:


My friend, did you hear that Ekiti state Government has started her Employment drive for youths like you. Please, hurry while the offer last!

Are u one of such pastors?

Stop getting excited, you filthy preverts. I do that all the time with young comely wenches who seek success prayers and laying on of hands, in my capacity as a freelance Fertility Pastor.

Generally I start off blessing both jugs in the name of Jeeeesus, by groping them gratuitously, during which time I can arrive at a preliminary asessment of how firm and supple those golden orbs are, which in turn will enable me to reach a decision regarding whether and how soon to schedule special midnight PRIVATE prayers, during which much wanton anointing and speaking in tongues will transpire.

Anyway, getting back to the regular service, I generally move from the introductory jug-grope to the crotch-grab shown in the picture, and remain in that position for as long as the Holy Spirit instructs me.

The blessing modality shown in the above picture is standard procedure in my church. There is no cause for alarm. All young wenches are advised to shave their Mounds of Venus into nice landing strips specificaly to make this procedure more meaningful and holy.

those are two adults. I guess they know what they are doing cos it's with consent. :X

Degis:


My friend, did you hear that Ekiti state Government has started her Employment drive for youths like you. Please, hurry while the offer last!

I don't Blame you ,guess you are one of those who feed from the ignorance of Nigerians

nigeria!

Joblessness is the father of all nonsensesity.

24/7 electricity would drive many nonsense away.

Oya. E don do. My turn to finish the deliverance.

jerseyboy: Oya. E don do. My turn to finish the deliverance.

Habah, fear God.