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George Bush - Any Questions by benjay1(m): 12:22am On Jul 13, 2008
Saw this online and decided to share it. . . .

During a propaganda tour through the US George Bush stopped off at a school to lecture the kids on the administrations policies. After he had finished he asked the kids for questions.

Young Bob jumped up first, "Mr President, I have three questions.
1. How did you manage to win the vote for the presidency when you had less votes than Gore?
2. Why do you want to attack Iraq without any reason?
3. Don't you think that dropping the A-Bomb on Hiroshima was the biggest ever terror attack in history?"
Just at that moment the school bell rang for the break and the kids all walked out.

When they got back from the break George Bush once again asked the kids for questions.
This time young Joey jumped saying, "Mr President, I have 5 questions.
1. How did you manage to win the vote for the presidency when you had less votes than Gore?
2. Why do you want to attack Iraq without any reason?
3. Don't you think that dropping the A-Bomb on Hiroshima was the biggest ever terror attack in history?"
4. Why did the school bell for the break go 20 minutes earlier than usual?
5. Where's Bob??"
Re: George Bush - Any Questions by mohawkchic(f): 1:50am On Jul 13, 2008
~Lol, Bob's under tight security!!
Re: George Bush - Any Questions by benjay1(m): 8:08am On Jul 13, 2008
@mohawkchic You sure, abi the secret service don kill the small pikin ??
Re: George Bush - Any Questions by Kays1(m): 10:21am On Jul 13, 2008
@ben~jay and mowahk- No need to argue guys , both of una need sleep , get some cypron lol grin
Re: George Bush - Any Questions by Kays1(m): 10:22am On Jul 13, 2008
Oops sorry na mohawkchic lol umm
Re: George Bush - Any Questions by benjay1(m): 11:39am On Jul 13, 2008
**yawns**

@Kay$ If you're gonna act like a dick, you should wear a condom on your head so you can at least look like one !!!
Re: George Bush - Any Questions by geebeeohh(m): 1:12pm On Jul 13, 2008
dont ask, dont tell, lipsrsealed
Re: George Bush - Any Questions by coolykdat(m): 1:45pm On Jul 13, 2008
Bob's whereabouts is on,
A NEED TO KNOW BASIS!

Thats the best phrase in American Secret Service Language.
grin

The boy questions na threat to national security!

shocked shocked
Re: George Bush - Any Questions by tufe(m): 3:46pm On Jul 13, 2008
ben, this is one of the best jokes i have seen on NLD. men, i had to call my bro to come and see this. dude, it is so damn funny.

poor kid, the kid that asked 5 questions is next in line, what ye think wink
Re: George Bush - Any Questions by benjay1(m): 12:48pm On Jul 14, 2008
~ Just w8 before the school bell goes off again, that one self go miss.
Re: George Bush - Any Questions by clemcykul(f): 5:36pm On Jul 14, 2008
*yawns and flys into bed, covers self with silk blanket*


oda aro o

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