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10 Reasons Why A Dog Doesn`t Use A Computer! by ladebs: 3:09pm On Jun 12, 2006
0. T0o0p hqa5rxd 6tt0[o 6ty[p3e 2w9igtjh;pa3wds (It`s hard to type with paws)

9. 'Sit' and 'stay' were hard enough; 'delete' and 'save' are out of the question.

8. Saliva-coated floppy disks refuse to work.

7. Carpal Paw Syndrome.

6. Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway he`s browsing www.purina.com or the '50 ways to skin a cat' sites.

5. Fire hydrant icon simply frustrates.

4. Can`t help attacking the screen when he hears, 'you`ve got mail'.

3. Too messy to mark every Web site he visits.

2. Fetch command not available on all platforms.

1. Can`t stick his head out of Windows 98.
Re: 10 Reasons Why A Dog Doesn`t Use A Computer! by bluenubian(f): 3:13pm On Jun 12, 2006
emm why is this under romance
Re: 10 Reasons Why A Dog Doesn`t Use A Computer! by diddy4(m): 5:04pm On Jun 12, 2006
good question. and i need a precise and straight answer from ladebs? undecided undecided
Re: 10 Reasons Why A Dog Doesn`t Use A Computer! by mochafella(m): 7:58am On Jun 13, 2006
bluenubian:

emm why is this under romance

I guess it was ladebs dog that posted it, so it can't understand the difference between Romance and Jokes/Off-topic
Re: 10 Reasons Why A Dog Doesn`t Use A Computer! by beyunce(f): 10:40am On Jun 13, 2006
i am tryin to figure out the topic that this is suppose to be, cos it does nt fit any not even jokes.
Re: 10 Reasons Why A Dog Doesn`t Use A Computer! by caliber(m): 4:18pm On Jun 15, 2006
ladebs, that was very blooody dry, guyyyyyyy u shud b shot, angry
Re: 10 Reasons Why A Dog Doesn`t Use A Computer! by bluenubian(f): 4:22pm On Jun 15, 2006
@caliber lol, is that how u got ur name
Re: 10 Reasons Why A Dog Doesn`t Use A Computer! by Mystique(f): 7:52am On Jun 28, 2006
I thot this was the jokes thread?

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