Dear Son,
Today made it exactly One Year that you were jailed for stealing mama Obum's Fowl in the Village. This year, I wont be able to Plant Potatoes & other things because I can't clear the farm land. i know if you were here, You would have helped me. I really missed You."
Yours Sincerely
Dad

Akpos received the letter and wrote back :-

Dear Daddy,

Dont even think of Clearing our Farm Land, Abi you wan kill (expose) me finish? Abeg, No tell anyone ooh! I buried the 5milion naira I stole last year in our Farm Land."
Yours Sincerely
Akpos

The Police read the letter before delivering it to the father & the next day, the whole Farm Land was invaded and Cleared by Battalion of Police Men looking for the money. After the futiled effort, Nothing was found.
The following day, the son wrote to his father again.:-

Dad
Now you can plant your potatoes, Your farm land has been Cleared for you by some fools Called Police...
If you need any more help, do not hesitate to write me, i will always be there for you.
Your Lovely Son
Akpos

Akpos the Boss

Nice one op!

I laffd

Seen dis before. As far as i'm concerned its now stale.

Now tell me what a CHOKE is,if not this