An 18 year-old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period for two
months.

Very worried, the mother goes to the Chemist and buys a pregnancy kit.

The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this
to you? I want to know!"

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari
Stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with grey
Hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and
enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells
them:

"Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry
Her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge.

I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her
life.

Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a
Townhouse, a beachfront villa and a 2,000,000 bank account.

If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a
4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and
2,000,000
each.

However, if there is a miscarriage, I'm not really sure what to do. What
do
you suggest?"

At this point, the girls father, who had remained silent, places a hand
firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him,

"You shag her again."

@kaaz This joke have been posted here many times before now. But yet its still good to laff @.

~LMAO. . . . Aint that something eh. . coming from the dad i like that "shag her again" hilarious, i cant stop laffing

sometimes we need to remember old stories it sounds new to somepeople

Still very funny

Still nice to laugh at

nice joke.I found it very funny

i can imagine how the father must have stretched that line that says YOUUUUUU SLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPP WIIIIIIIIIITTTTTHHHHHH HHHHHEEEEERRRRR AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNN HAHAHAHHAHAH

@poster man i really loved dat, it cracked out 15 of my ribs HEHEHE

^^ Wetin?

How seriously reposted jokes go make you laugh?

Besides, you never here am from Basket Mouth in Night Of A Thousand Laughs??

Haba _ I heard this joke when i was in primary school -

i know its reposted, but it at least made my lips move, its all about appreciation

ok one strand of my hair moved

common blacksta show some love

blacksta:

ok one strand of my hair moved

nor dey form jor!!

you & I both know say you get bald head!  

Element G:

common blacksta show some love

Oh, he's capable - you just need to know the right buttons to push . . .lol

@bald head lol

Efemena_xy:

nor dey form jor!!

you & I both know say you get bald head!  


Oh, he's capable - you just need to know the right buttons to push . . .lol

Lol  - how far sweet potato  - Thank God for chinese balm vicks sha -


which buttons  - na only fine babe fit push that kind button

Vic2k3:

@bald head lol

Shararrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaapppppp dia

I have more hair than you - no be wig u put for head.

:@ @blacksta don't call me dat again if not na virus i go send dat system sharp sharp.i've told u say vicks is what my pips over here call me and i don't regard those dat ridicule it

I am truly laughing my head off now  

I know it's a bit early but what the heck!!

**Grabs popcorn and a seat to enjoy the exclusive guaranteed fight**

Efe you better come and carry your bf or i go beat sense into am .

@blacksta thou shall not tempt the lord ur God

blacksta:

Efe you better come and carry your bf or i go beat sense into am .

News Flash!!

Vicks was officially dumped by Efe at 11:45 hours  

@Black - feel free to bash him. . .u have my consent  

Now the show must go on!!

**Cheers: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!! Fight, Fight, Fight!!**

Point of correction time neva reach 11:45

e no marra

besides your watch na made in Aba. . .

Efemena_xy:

News Flash!!

Vicks was officially dumped by Efe at 11:45 hours  

@Black - feel free to bash him. . .u have my consent  

Now the show must go on!!

**Cheers: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!! Fight, Fight, Fight!!**

E ya h  -what a shame the relationship has finally hit the rocks - It must have lasted for about few days.

Efe - what is the next step  - what about Element G  

@efe what!!!

now i am going crazyy

@Vicks - wetin??

Nor too dey shout my name - peeps go tink say we dey together

Now tins are becoming unbelievably hot here

no be only u notice am ooo