Heheheh,  here we go! it's kind of long but really funny.

I Am Proud!
I am in Abuja to see my uncle, Exactly 8am the secretary told me to come back by 2pm
dat oga is not around, so i have to hang aroundmtill 2pm. By 1pm i'm so hungry cos i've not
eaten since morning & i'm left with N200. There is no local canteen 4 me to buy fufu or eba and
all i'm seeing is big hotels. My eye began to turn so fast i decided to find a solution. In front there
is a big 5 star hotel, so i clean my ruff shoe, adjust myself & enter d hotel. I enter the lobby and the
waiter ask me if i'm there to see someone or lodge in. I said 'My name is Star and i'm lodging in.'
He told me dat d least room is 47K per night and i said 'no problem, this place is so lovely just like the
hotel i slept yesterday in dubai on my way to america' he says thank u sir and i asked him if i can pay
in hard currency cuz i've not yet exchanged my dollars and he says okay. then i ask him 'where is ur restaurant
i need 2 eat 1st' he then leads me 2 the restaurant and told d chef 2 treat me well & i just got back from the US!
the chef gave me d menu list and i ordered, punded yam, efo riro, snail & catfish! The chef told me it would be ready in
thirty minutes time so i asked for the bar and he pointed to the place only for vips!
i requested for assorted pepper soup and spanish red wine and took two of both. and one serving is 34K. I moved on
to eat my food & the bill for food is 40k plus extra plate 74K and i have only N200! i started sweating despite the AC and
they started suspecting i don't have the money. So the security and staffs begin to gather around me, so i said to myself
'Star what can you do oo!' i quickly called phone no with my second phone picked it and said loudly
'Yes mallam, the bomb is still with me and will explode in next 2 minutes" then i shouted 'I am proud to be a suicide bomber'
before i drop my phone i couldn't see anybody in the hotel again, even on the street!

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Nyc joke. .


Lyk toöthpaste in deir mouth dey cant do without PROJAN. . Everywhere projan projan projan projan. Oboyee we too much. . .

Omo my head dey swell as i dey so. . . PROJAN 4REVER!!!!!


Errr. What of NPJC ? Are they allowed to join?

am proud to be among d Projans, see our name in their mouth like toothpick

but . . .

[img]http://www.freesmileys.org/custom/image/pink%5E_%5Earial%5E_%5E0%5E_%5E0%5E_%5ENo Projan Allowed! NPJC Welcomed!%5E_%5E.gif[/img]

[s]btw: Projan sucks! just bcuz bin is d president.[/s]

But wait oo. what does Npjc mean anyways?

Lucario very very funny qwestion. . . Nairaland progressive jokers association . . But u b projan cook na?

Projan or NPJC we shall see!

^^^

y d beef na?

no bi beef only

na meat!

Guys, guys, guys, no need to fight. by Projan and Npjc are old news now.
By 2013 AJC would have taken over nairaland! watch and see!
*laughs like an evil scientist*

Don i can see a rat here

^^^

i laff in boko haram   . . (2013)

na so i see am too oh!

sutoboy you this evil goat that use to chop my yam in the night
oya get out from here!
i laugh you in patience jonathan.

u sure say u well?


abeg wetin this small pikin dey do on nokia 3310 at this time of d day?

NPJC VS AJC ,


ROUND 1 FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!

ur president don sleep?Don

sutoboy u insolent ijebu dog, what is ur problem?

i smelled pussy cat

sutoboy:

i am a nauseted Kitty-cat

wow, r u just knowing?

get a gun and shot ya sef

sutoboy:

i will get a gun and shoot my sef

i no dey oh!

na u sabi

;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

Lucario007:

but . . .

[img]http://www.freesmileys.org/custom/image/pink%5E_%5Earial%5E_%5E0%5E_%5E0%5E_%5ENo Projan Allowed! NPJC Welcomed!%5E_%5E.gif[/img]

[s]btw: Projan sucks! just bcuz bin is d president.[/s]

We know
We know

Welcome to Npjc boy, You've made the right choice


Unlike projannites, we don't practice homossexuality here, we are clean

^^^ uh if u didn't notice, i am AJC president, maybe AJC and NPJC could be allies.

Allies ko Alias ni

^^^ guy, just go die i no get ur time

make i go die?


very bad!

Suto no mind am,
you no go die.

Amen Boss!