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A Lawyer's Way Of Helping The Poor! by Nobody: 3:17pm On Jul 14, 2008
One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side.

He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

"Why are you eating grass?", he asked one man.

"We don't have any money for food.", The poor man replied. "Oh, come along with me then."

"But sir, I have a wife with two children!"

"Bring them along! And you, come with us too!", he said to the other man.

"But sir, I have a wife with six children!" the second man answered.

"Bring them as well!"

They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limo.

Once underway, one of the poor fellows says "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The lawyer replied "No, you don't understand, the grass at my home is about three feet tall!"
Re: A Lawyer's Way Of Helping The Poor! by Temivict(f): 3:26pm On Jul 14, 2008
That is nice.Plenty food(grass) is excess
Re: A Lawyer's Way Of Helping The Poor! by mohawkchic(f): 4:27pm On Jul 14, 2008
~A yah . . . Poor no good!!
Re: A Lawyer's Way Of Helping The Poor! by benjay1(m): 8:05pm On Jul 14, 2008
~Now i feel like strangling that lawyer. . . angry
Re: A Lawyer's Way Of Helping The Poor! by cescky(m): 8:49pm On Jul 14, 2008
grin grin grin grin lol
Re: A Lawyer's Way Of Helping The Poor! by dreeldee: 9:42pm On Jul 14, 2008
grin grin grin grin i wanna lick candy tongue
Re: A Lawyer's Way Of Helping The Poor! by geebeeohh(m): 10:17pm On Jul 14, 2008
wetin lawyer do una sef embarassed
Re: A Lawyer's Way Of Helping The Poor! by folahann(m): 10:43pm On Jul 14, 2008
Lawyers are very intelligent, that lawyer is an ass

i can't imagine what those family will do after that f'king lawyer
cheesy
Re: A Lawyer's Way Of Helping The Poor! by benjay1(m): 11:08pm On Jul 14, 2008
@folahann Them go chop grass, afterall them don already begin chop am grin
Re: A Lawyer's Way Of Helping The Poor! by dreeldee: 11:18pm On Jul 14, 2008
wetin dey laugh u naw angry angry
Re: A Lawyer's Way Of Helping The Poor! by Nobody: 2:20am On Jul 15, 2008
dreeldee:

grin grin grin grin i want to lick candy tongue

Let me see the mouth you want to use to lick that candy, maybe I can give you some undecided
Re: A Lawyer's Way Of Helping The Poor! by dreeldee: 2:31am On Jul 15, 2008
candy:

Let me see the mouth you want to use to lick that candy, may be I can give you some undecided

tongue tongue tongue now my candy tongue
Re: A Lawyer's Way Of Helping The Poor! by Nobody: 2:35am On Jul 15, 2008
I never see your mouth o  undecided undecided Until then, thou shall lick no candy. gbam!
Re: A Lawyer's Way Of Helping The Poor! by dreeldee: 2:37am On Jul 15, 2008
see my tongue na tongue or my teeth sef grin grin or wetin u want see again, gimme candy o
Re: A Lawyer's Way Of Helping The Poor! by Nobody: 3:37am On Jul 15, 2008
dreeldee:

my teeth grin grin

Eyin oro  shocked shocked shocked
Re: A Lawyer's Way Of Helping The Poor! by dreeldee: 4:48am On Jul 15, 2008
grin grin grin grin grin grin you're funny, i thought u're Igbo now i have to watch my tongue lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: A Lawyer's Way Of Helping The Poor! by Jeovy(m): 5:26am On Jul 15, 2008
Nice candy,oops sorry nice joke grin
Re: A Lawyer's Way Of Helping The Poor! by Nobody: 7:51am On Jul 15, 2008
dreeldee:

i have to watch my tongue lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

Yes o!
Ok, gba candy puts a tiny candy bar in his shaky hands

Jeovy:

Nice candy,oops sorry nice joke grin

lipsrsealed
Re: A Lawyer's Way Of Helping The Poor! by clemcykul(f): 8:03am On Jul 15, 2008
good one
Re: A Lawyer's Way Of Helping The Poor! by benjay1(m): 10:13am On Jul 15, 2008
when NLD become candy shop ?
Re: A Lawyer's Way Of Helping The Poor! by Nobody: 11:10am On Jul 15, 2008
ask dreeldee and Jeovy
Re: A Lawyer's Way Of Helping The Poor! by clemcykul(f): 11:19am On Jul 15, 2008
*licks candy*hnnnnnmmm so sweeet

ben care for some?
Re: A Lawyer's Way Of Helping The Poor! by benjay1(m): 11:27am On Jul 15, 2008
~It depends on what you mean by candy.
If na that type, wey dey wet when touched and tickled, I no mind. grin
Re: A Lawyer's Way Of Helping The Poor! by Nobody: 11:33am On Jul 15, 2008
clemcykul:

*licks candy*hnnnnnmmm so sweeet

ben care for some?

shocked shocked don't tell me dreeldee shared that tiny candy bar with you!

ben~jay:

~It depends on what you mean by candy.
If na that type, wey dey wet when touched and tickled, I no mind. grin

Oni je ku je
Re: A Lawyer's Way Of Helping The Poor! by benjay1(m): 11:34am On Jul 15, 2008
~Candy . . . That doesn't answer my question.
Re: A Lawyer's Way Of Helping The Poor! by Nobody: 11:37am On Jul 15, 2008
What question?
Re: A Lawyer's Way Of Helping The Poor! by Jeovy(m): 11:39am On Jul 15, 2008
abeg make una no finish the candy OOO
Re: A Lawyer's Way Of Helping The Poor! by clemcykul(f): 11:53am On Jul 15, 2008
*chews candy*
Re: A Lawyer's Way Of Helping The Poor! by Nobody: 11:58am On Jul 15, 2008
clemcykul:

*chews candy*

bera be careful before candy chews you cool
Re: A Lawyer's Way Of Helping The Poor! by benjay1(m): 12:04pm On Jul 15, 2008
~ I mean, na sweet like tom tom, or the koko (bla bla bla) I wan dey sure.
Re: A Lawyer's Way Of Helping The Poor! by clemcykul(f): 12:20pm On Jul 15, 2008
@candy
u wunt prevent me from chewing candy, cuss candy loves me and i love it
Re: A Lawyer's Way Of Helping The Poor! by Nobody: 1:18pm On Jul 15, 2008
clemcykul:

@candy
u wunt prevent me from chewing candy, cuss candy loves me and i love it

yes, sir!

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