One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side.

He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

"Why are you eating grass?", he asked one man.

"We don't have any money for food.", The poor man replied. "Oh, come along with me then."

"But sir, I have a wife with two children!"

"Bring them along! And you, come with us too!", he said to the other man.

"But sir, I have a wife with six children!" the second man answered.

"Bring them as well!"

They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limo.

Once underway, one of the poor fellows says "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The lawyer replied "No, you don't understand, the grass at my home is about three feet tall!"

That is nice.Plenty food(grass) is excess

~A yah . . . Poor no good!!

~Now i feel like strangling that lawyer. . .

lol

i wanna lick candy

wetin lawyer do una sef

Lawyers are very intelligent, that lawyer is an ass

i can't imagine what those family will do after that f'king lawyer

@folahann Them go chop grass, afterall them don already begin chop am

wetin dey laugh u naw

dreeldee:

i want to lick candy

Let me see the mouth you want to use to lick that candy, maybe I can give you some

candy:

Let me see the mouth you want to use to lick that candy, may be I can give you some

now my candy

I never see your mouth o  Until then, thou shall lick no candy. gbam!

see my tongue na or my teeth sef or wetin u want see again, gimme candy o

dreeldee:

my teeth

Eyin oro 

you're funny, i thought u're Igbo now i have to watch my tongue

Nice candy,oops sorry nice joke

dreeldee:

i have to watch my tongue

Yes o!
Ok, gba candy _{puts a tiny candy bar in his shaky hands}

Jeovy:

Nice candy,oops sorry nice joke

good one

when NLD become candy shop ?

ask dreeldee and Jeovy

*licks candy*hnnnnnmmm so sweeet

ben care for some?

~It depends on what you mean by candy.
If na that type, wey dey wet when touched and tickled, I no mind.

clemcykul:

*licks candy*hnnnnnmmm so sweeet

ben care for some?

don't tell me dreeldee shared that tiny candy bar with you!

ben~jay:

~It depends on what you mean by candy.
If na that type, wey dey wet when touched and tickled, I no mind.

Oni je ku je

~Candy . . . That doesn't answer my question.

What question?

abeg make una no finish the candy OOO

*chews candy*

clemcykul:

*chews candy*

bera be careful before candy chews you

~ I mean, na sweet like tom tom, or the koko (bla bla bla) I wan dey sure.

@candy
u wunt prevent me from chewing candy, cuss candy loves me and i love it

clemcykul:

@candy
u wunt prevent me from chewing candy, cuss candy loves me and i love it

yes, sir!