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naptu2: Happy birthday Yuzedo. I had planned to get you a cake, but I was informed that you would prefer the photos below.

May your mansions keep getting bigger and may you be swamped by a deluge of girls with ice cream laps.

yuzedo: Sigh!!

I wish i could express my gratitude to you all individually!! I am me, because you are you.. I can't even joke right now, I love you guys, really! Thank you Nairaland, this love was totally unexpected and i'm not going to say too much because i'm/have been very emotional since this started; a chief shouldn't shed tears.

Thank you OP. Thanks to those who PM'd.. Commented on this thread, stopped over at my mansion for dodo + tea, etc.

I will give all of you one piece of land each in Banana Iceland Makoko.. All of you fight to the death over it and whoever survives wins it! The land is valued at N80,000 but Fashola may not give C of O.

Classic yuzedo finishing!

yuzedo:
God bless you guys! And voat Cheif Sweetus anmabra election 2013 for a sexy govement movement! tenk.

yuzedo: Sigh!!

I wish i could express my gratitude to you all individually!! I am me, because you are you.. I can't even joke right now, I love you guys, really! Thank you Nairaland, this love was totally unexpected and i'm not going to say too much because i'm/have been very emotional since this started; a chief shouldn't shed tears.

Thank you OP. Thanks to those who PM'd.. Commented on this thread, stopped over at my mansion for dodo + tea, etc.

I will give all of you one piece of land each in Banana Iceland Makoko.. All of you fight to the death over it and whoever survives wins it! The land is valued at N80,000 but Fashola may not give C of O.

God bless you guys! And voat Cheif Sweetus anmabra election 2013 for a sexy govement movement! tenk.

yuzedo: Sigh!!

I wish i could express my gratitude to you all individually!! I am me, because you are you.. I can't even joke right now, I love you guys, really! Thank you Nairaland, this love was totally unexpected and i'm not going to say too much because i'm/have been very emotional since this started; a chief shouldn't shed tears.

Thank you OP. Thanks to those who PM'd.. Commented on this thread, stopped over at my mansion for dodo + tea, etc.

I will give all of you one piece of land each in Banana Iceland Makoko.. All of you fight to the death over it and whoever survives wins it! The land is valued at N80,000 but Fashola may not give C of O.

God bless you guys! And voat Cheif Sweetus anmabra election 2013 for a sexy govement movement! tenk.

wasak: Yuzedo you are just the man! I took time to read many of ur posts today I couldn't help but admire ur versatility, from humour to intelligence, from games to politics.. I doubt if u ever have any problem u think about... ur posts present u as someone sui generis to the average homo sapien... I love u bro! no homo
tenk u

tenk bro. my campain accant numba for my govnore election anambra novemba 2013 is

name - cheif sweetus damuneke-uto 1 of banana iceland aka his excellentcy high cheif the future govnore and sweet bilonnaire 1
bank - bilonnaire boys bank of banana iceland, swizaland, europe.
accant numba - 080330***77 (is a swizaland secret numba)
sort code: 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

sooooooooo, wen do i expect u suppoth and monytary donation??

yuzedo:
tenk bro. my campain accant numba for my govnore election anambra novemba 2013 is

name - cheif sweetus damuneke-uto 1 of banana iceland aka his excellentcy high cheif the future govnore and sweet bilonnaire 1
bank - bilonnaire boys bank of banana iceland, swizaland, europe.
accant numba - 080330***77 (is a swizaland secret numba)
sort code: 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

sooooooooo, wen do i expect u suppoth and monytary donation??

tsleazy: i notice that there r more ladies here than dudes.....that means his 18inches *****, is really gaining attention...

CFCfan: Happy birthday, Yuzedo. Have a blast in Banana Island

I Killed My Worst Fear With My Bare Hands!

Jbluv55:

Has anybody ever wondered how Yuzedo ended up on Banana Island?

Well, a 747 had crashed in the middle of the
Ocean and only 3 men survived.
They found themselves stranded on Banana Island and after walking for a few miles they discovered that it was inhabited by cannibals.

The cannibals gathered together and decided to give the men a challenge. If they completed their challenge successfully, then they would live. If not, then they would die.

The 3 men were told to head into woods and bring back as much fruit as their hands could carry.

The 3 men did as they were told and in no time the 1st man came back with 10 apples in his arms. He was then told by the head of the clan to drop his pants and bend over. The head of the clan would then shove every single apple in his anus and if the man could make it through without making a single sound then he would live. If not then he would have his head chopped off.

The man pulled down his pants and bent over. 1 apple ...2 apples ...3 apples ...but on the 4th apple he squeaked with pain and
then WHACK!!! He got his head cut off.

The 2nd man came back with his arms full of
grapes, at least 80 of them. He was told to
do the same as the man before him(1, 2, 3, 4,....... ) and just as the clan's leader was about to put the last grape in his anus, the man laughed . And WHACK!!! His head was cut off.

Up in heaven the 2nd man came across the 1st man gaping at him disbelieingly. "Dude! WTF?! You had only one grape left! Why the heck did you laugh?"

The 2nd man shook his head and grinned "I
couldn't help it, man. I really couldn't." He
laughed. "When I looked up I saw that the
last guy(Yuzedo) was running back with pineapples in his hands."

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Now what I don't know is how he managed to survive and take over Banana Island but then I'm guessing that is what brought abt the
" I Killed My Worst Fear With My Bare Hands! " part of his signature

Belated Birthday Greetings to you man! Long Life n Prosperity. May God grant all your heart's desires. Amen.

ONE LOVE.