Mynd_44:
I knew you have to here. The thread fits you

lol, u and i know ayam a Ph.d holder and very intelligent. Plz bro i am stranded at cele bus stop. Conductor hook my shirt becuz i no whole t.p, abeg i fit get 50 box from u?

Freiburger:
I'm sorry all our beds are filled up.

Please sir, i escaped from yaba left 6 months ago hoping for a better life on the streets of Lagos but all to no avail, please come and pick me up at ojuelegba junction at mushin. Ayam hungry and need shelter. Tenk

Mynd_44:
I knew you have to here. The thread fits you

Bro na u be d mad man this time around

Freiburger:
I'm sorry all our beds are filled up.

You need to free up a bed for Tpia before sh.it gets out of hand... She is deteriorating!

alutacontinua: Can I apply for the post of a psychiatrist?
Na me help pple lyk 190, truss me, I can handle Andyblaze nd his friends! Tenk!

UR CV LOOKS INTIMIDATING MUSIWA,ANDYBLAZE AND YUZEDO LEFT YABA LEFT FIVE YEARS AGO THEY HAVE HAIRY CHEST,DO U HAVE WAT IT TAKES TO HANDLE THEM

*just passing*


Eermm... From the vast population of mentally deranged people roaming about nairaland, I can see that this hospital will soon be overcrowded very soon...

Expansion projects underway...

I thought the doctors in here are also mentaly unstable.

Andyblaze:
Please sir, i escaped from yaba left 6 months ago hoping for a better life on the streets of Lagos but all to no avail, please come and pick me up at ojuelegba junction at mushin. Ayam hungry and need shelter. Tenk

There is a special place we are preparing for your kind. I believe your madness is in 65* degree high. you have been diagnose with Kings madness, as you can see your case is very rare. Anytime oga Seun approve this project we will inform you, Inorder for you to be admitted. But for now you are advice to take 2 ounce of brazilian hemp everyday. Inorder for your madness to be surpress.

presher: UR CV LOOKS INTIMIDATING MUSIWA,ANDYBLAZE AND YUZEDO LEFT YABA LEFT FIVE YEARS AGO THEY HAVE HAIRY CHEST,DO U HAVE WAT IT TAKES TO HANDLE THEM

Yes, I can!
Add Mr. Cork to the list.

alutacontinua:

Yes, I can!
Add Mr. Cork to the list.

MR CORK CASE IS VERY CRITICAL HE HAS WAT IS CALL MENTAL ELASTIC CORK,HIS COCK CAN REACT ANY HOW,I DONT THINK U CAN HANDLE HIM

presher: MR CORK CASE IS VERY CRITICAL HE HAS WAT IS CALL MENTAL ELASTIC CORK,HIS COCK CAN REACT ANY HOW,I DONT THINK U CAN HANDLE HIM

TRY ME!

alutacontinua:

TRY ME!

OK U ARE NW THE DOCTOR RESPONSIBLE FOR YABALEFT NAIRALAND WARD 8 HERE YOU SEE MR CORK,YUZEDO,MUSIWA,ANDYBLAZE, YOUR JOB IS TO TAKE THEM TO STREET TO BEG EVERY MORNING BECOS SOME OF THEM CANNOT AFFORD MONEY FOR A VACCINE CALLED EJACULA- SLAPICINE ,HOPE U LIKE THE JOB?

MR OLODO,ABU MICKEY ARE RESPONDING TO TREATMENT

^^^

Presher You Really Kolo Oh

Deiok: There is a special place we are preparing for your kind. I believe your madness is in 65* degree high. you have been diagnose with Kings madness, as you can see your case is very rare. Anytime oga Seun approve this project we will inform you, Inorder for you to be admitted. But for now you are advice to take 2 ounce of brazilian hemp everyday. Inorder for your madness to be surpress.

please u know my case is rare and the world cannot afford me to go extinct, plz arrange a woman for me to give belle so my legacy will go on

Andyblaze: ^^^

Presher You Really Kolo Oh

HAVE U SMOKED DRY POO ? SMOKE IT AND UR MINISTRY WILL NOT BE SAME,AND DATS MY FAVOURITE

alutacontinua: Can I apply for the post of a psychiatrist?
Na me help pple lyk 190, truss me, I can handle Andyblaze nd his friends! Tenk!

When do u start working on me, cuz i'm preparing enough wahala for u

Andyblaze:
When do u start working on me, cuz i'm preparing enough wahala for u

We wld av a session this afternoon. See me in my office by 6.00pm Nigerian tym!

presher: OK U ARE NW THE DOCTOR RESPONSIBLE FOR YABALEFT NAIRALAND WARD 8 HERE YOU SEE MR CORK,YUZEDO,MUSIWA,ANDYBLAZE, YOUR JOB IS TO TAKE THEM TO STREET TO BEG EVERY MORNING BECOS SOME OF THEM CANNOT AFFORD MONEY FOR A VACCINE CALLED EJACULA- SLAPICINE ,HOPE U LIKE THE JOB?

Isn't the govt of Nairaland supposed to be responsible for their medications?

Yes! Very good.
We need to reduce the number of mad men and women in this forum!

Austeenx: Yes! Very good.
We need to reduce the number of mad men and women in this forum!

I don't mind adding you to my list too.
Ur obsession with vaseline is tantamount to craziness and needs urgent attention!

alutacontinua:

We wld av a session this afternoon. See me in my office by 6.00pm Nigerian tym!

should i come in chains or freehanded?

Andyblaze:
should i come in chains or freehanded?

Free-handed, ur own case is still manageable.
Na peeps lyk Mr. Cork we dey use chains for.
But just so we're clear, there wld be guards on sight!

alutacontinua:

Free-handed, ur own case is still manageable.
Na peeps lyk Mr. Cork we dey use chains for.
But just so we're clear, there wld be guards on sight!

Since my own case is good, will u hug me when i come? I haf bot new parfume?

Andyblaze:
Since my own case is good, will u hug me when i come? I haf bot new parfume?

Der is something we call proffessionalism. Hugs are nt proffessional!

I need a bed ASAP.. Tpia's situation is getting worse!

Polio: I need a bed ASAP.. Tpia's situation is getting worse!

I'm sorry but I cannot handle tpia. Only a miracle can do that!

alutacontinua:

I'm sorry but I cannot handle tpia. Only a miracle can do that!

Are we going to allow her insanity to consume her completely then?

Polio:

Are we going to allow her insanity to consume her completely then?

Take her to the religion section. E get some pastors der!

alutacontinua:

Take her to the religion section. E get some pastors der!

What is wrong with Tpia is beyond religion... Trust me, she is fu....cked in the head completely!