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Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by Nobody: 1:08pm On Nov 14, 2013
Polio:

What is wrong with Tpia is beyond religion... Trust me, she is fu....cked in the head completely!

Lol...let her catch u!
Me, i no dey dere oo grin cheesy
Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by Nobody: 1:16pm On Nov 14, 2013
alutacontinua:

Isn't the govt of Nairaland supposed to be responsible for their medications?
ACTUALLY THIS HOSPITAL WAS ESTABLISH BY NGO IN COLLORABRATION WITH NAIRALAND GOVT.SUEN PLANNED TO DEPORT MAD MEN BACK TO THEIR HOME FORUM,THIS NGO PLACED THEM ON THIS REHAB PENDING FULL RECOVERY, WARD B PATIENTS NEED THAT VACCINE TO CALM THEIR MANLINESS BEFORE PROPER EXAMINATION AND THE VACCINE IS RARE AND EXPENSIVE

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Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by Andyblaze: 1:21pm On Nov 14, 2013
deejay_harry1: if andyblaze isnt here, it aint complete
angry
Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by Nobody: 1:22pm On Nov 14, 2013
JOB VACCANCY : YOU CAN APPLY FOR THE JOB OF HOSPITAL ACCOUNTANT,HOSPITAL CLEANER,HOSPITAL BOUNCER INCASE SOME MAD MEN REACT,HOSPITAL PASTOR.HOSPITAL IMAM AND HOSPITAL DRYCLEANER . WRITE APPLICATION AND STATE YEARS OF EXPERIENCE
.NOTE:U GO DON MAD BEFORE U APPLY OR ANY OF UR RELATION .THANKS AND GOODLUCK

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Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by Andyblaze: 1:22pm On Nov 14, 2013
alutacontinua:

Der is something we call proffessionalism. Hugs are nt proffessional! cool tongue
what if ur hug was the only thing that could cure me
Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by Danhumprey: 1:42pm On Nov 14, 2013
alutacontinua:

I don't mind adding you to my list too.
Ur obsession with vaseline is tantamount to craziness and needs urgent attention! undecided
grin You this gal ehn! Take time! grin
Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by Danhumprey: 1:44pm On Nov 14, 2013
deejay_harry1: if andyblaze isnt here, it aint complete
grin
Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by Danhumprey: 1:46pm On Nov 14, 2013
Andyblaze:
what if ur hug was the only thing that could cure me
Walahi! You don madt finish. grin
Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by Nobody: 2:00pm On Nov 14, 2013
Danhumprey: grin You this gal ehn! Take time! grin

grin grin grin


Andyblaze:
what if ur hug was the only thing that could cure me

Then, i'll tell tpia to hug u on my behalf! tongue
Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by Nobody: 2:05pm On Nov 14, 2013
Lmao!!!u pple won't kill me laff...
Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by Nobody: 2:19pm On Nov 14, 2013
Freiburger: I Just came to visit you guys, hope you are all responding to treatments. tongue
who u cum visit?,
Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by Danhumprey: 2:31pm On Nov 14, 2013
alutacontinua:

grin grin grin




Then, i'll tell tpia to hug u on my behalf! tongue
Why don't you just hug him? He is 'hug-starved'. grin
Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by 3Dimension: 2:54pm On Nov 14, 2013
NOTICE

Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by Nobody: 3:29pm On Nov 14, 2013
i dey look for job oo
Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by Freiburger(m): 3:36pm On Nov 14, 2013
Polio:

You need to free up a bed for Tpia before sh.it gets out of hand... She is deteriorating!
I just found out that she is already among the patients we have already. We will do our best to make sure she get the best of the treatments.
Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by demelza: 3:38pm On Nov 14, 2013
Abeg o!
I wan apply for nursery, vacancy still dey? ASUU don do me strong thing.
Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by Freiburger(m): 3:53pm On Nov 14, 2013
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Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by Nobody: 4:00pm On Nov 14, 2013
demelza: Abeg o!
I wan apply for nursery, vacancy still dey? ASUU don do me strong thing.

are u stack sure u are ready for dis job?? andyblaze can be so wild to tame,, one of d super psycho patients..
Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by Nobody: 4:01pm On Nov 14, 2013
Harbosede02: Lmao!!!u pple won't kill me laff...


shocked shocked whats she doin in a psycho ward??
Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by demelza: 4:02pm On Nov 14, 2013
[quote author=Freiburger][/quote]This looks like a patient.
Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by Freiburger(m): 4:02pm On Nov 14, 2013
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Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by demelza: 4:04pm On Nov 14, 2013
deejay_harry1:

are u stack sure u are ready for dis job?? andyblaze can be so wild to tame,, one of d super psycho patients..
Habatically!
I did my internship in the market place where the real mad people dey stay. Those ones wey dey psychiatric ward na ajebutter compared to them.
In summarizing, I dey ready.
Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by Nobody: 4:09pm On Nov 14, 2013
demelza: Habatically!
I did my internship in the market place where the real mad people dey stay. Those ones wey dey psychiatric ward na ajebutter compared to them.
In summarizing, I dey ready.


if u can get andyblaze to type this words, "I AM MAD, I KNOW I AM MAD, AND AM SORRY FOR BEING A NEUSIANCE NAIRALAND.. only if u can accomplish this mission, oh dear, you will have this job with straight 900 thousand naira first pay..wink
Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by demelza: 4:13pm On Nov 14, 2013
deejay_harry1:


if u can get andyblaze to type this words, "I AM MAD, I KNOW I AM MAD, AND AM SORRY FOR BEING A NEUSIANCE NAIRALAND.. only if u can accomplish this mission, oh dear, you will have this job with straight 900 thousand naira first pay..wink
This one too don mad. Deal!
Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by Nobody: 4:18pm On Nov 14, 2013
demelza: This one too don mad. Deal!

i am very much sane DANHUMPREY na u go judge if she did get andyblaze back to sanity grin
Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by Nobody: 4:19pm On Nov 14, 2013
deejay_harry1:


shocked shocked whats she doin in a psycho ward??
m luking 4 u ni
Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by Freiburger(m): 4:23pm On Nov 14, 2013
demelza: Abeg o!
I wan apply for nursery, vacancy still dey? ASUU don do me strong thing.
oya, unchain the newley brought patients, so we can assess if you are fit enough to handle them.
Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by Nobody: 4:25pm On Nov 14, 2013
Harbosede02: m luking 4 u ni


YOU HAVE FOUND ME


*draws her close and whispers to her*



i only came to spy and know those to peacefully avoid on nairaland.. oya lets quietly go.wink
Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by demelza: 4:29pm On Nov 14, 2013
Freiburger:
oya, unchain the newley brought patients, so we can assess if you are fit enough to handle them.
Are you the oga here?
See this patient wey wan come shine eye for me. I no be JJC O!
Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by Andyblaze: 4:38pm On Nov 14, 2013
alutacontinua:

grin grin grin




Then, i'll tell tpia to hug u on my behalf! tongue

If a madwoman hug a madman, what would our offspring be?
Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by Andyblaze: 4:41pm On Nov 14, 2013
Demelza, ayam waiting for you to Q my madness
Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by demelza: 4:44pm On Nov 14, 2013
Andyblaze: Demelza, ayam waiting for you to Q my madness
Sweerat, I am right here. Just type the words by deejay harry below
deejay_harry1:


[b]if u can get andyblaze to type this words, "I AM MAD, I KNOW I AM MAD, AND AM SORRY FOR BEING A NEUSIANCE NAIRALAND.

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