A school head was alerted by the caretaker to a persistent problem in the girls lavatories: some of the girl students were leaving lipstick kisses on the mirrors. The caretaker had left notices on the toilet walls asking for the practice to cease, but to no avail; every evening the caretaker would wipe away the kisses, and the next day lots more kisses would be planted on the mirror. It had become a bit of a game. The head teacher usually took a creative approach to problem solving, and so the next day she asked a few girl representatives from each class to meet with her in the lavatory.

"Thank you for coming," said the head, "You will see there are several lipstick kisses in the mirrors in this washroom, "

Some of the girls grinned at each other.

"As you will understand, modern lipstick is cleverly designed to stay on the lips, and so the lipstick is not easy at all to clean from the mirrors. We have therefore had to develop a special cleaning regime, and my hope is that when you see the effort involved you will help spread the word that we'd all be better off if those responsible for the kisses use tissue paper instead of the mirrors in future, "

At this point the caretaker stepped forward with a sponge squeegee, which he took into one of the toilet cubicles, dipped into the toilet bowl, and then used to clean one of the lipstick-covered mirrors.

The caretaker smiled. The girls departed. And there were no more lipstick kisses on the mirrors.

Is this suppose to be a joke or a story time.

oh my gosh, dts soo ewwwwwwwww!!anyways it made me smile

boring, so boring it just wasted my time

olumide dont you ever brand ma king's ideas as boring

because he's ur king doesn't mean I have to die of royal boredom ok!

Ha King.

ok but aviod instead of postin that i'll shoot you

hehehehe

How are you today, Princess?

yes ma king am fine and i will slay anyone hu dares you

this is serious o.abeg olumide abeg clar 4 road b4 perosn head go fall

fall?

mukina2:

yes ma king am fine and i will slay anyone hu dares you

hehehehehe  

Thank you, Princess.

Olumide7:

because he's your king doesn't mean I have to die of royal boredom ok!

Now that's funny!
Royal boredom? hehehehehehe!

Lol I thought it was funny

tell dem o 2cantango, i thought it was nice, remind dem they nt watching def jam comedy or night or thousand laughs

yes oo evribody must laff but no mad comments ooo

_{*Goody, goody! I got meself a fan club!*}    

U can't force somone to laugh at jokes that are meant to make someone quit reading jokes.

olumide stop now ooo*someone get me ma gun*

olumide no one is forcing u to laugh, but then y d critisism?

yes oo crazyfunk no one forced him to laff so find anuther joke thread doc olumide

Hmmm. . . .

@Crazyfunk

Thanks a lot. . . you just saved my jokes career! 

@Princess

It's nice to see that you're happy today. Your joy is a blessing. 

I wasn't criticizing, I was just acknowledging the fact the joke was quite boring. I'm allowed to express my views, Ain't I.

@Genial, What Jokes career?

Olumide7:

@Genial, What Jokes career?

You were going to sack me, weren't you?

doc yes its free to xpress but do so witout threadin on any toes

his toes are made of iron, so even if I step on 'em, he ain't gon feel nothing.

Olumide7:

his toes are made of iron, so even if I step on 'em, he ain't gon feel nothing.

_*shocked*

How on earth did you get to know that?!

Only my mother and the doctor that got me out of her(bless his non-existent soul) knew this!

I also know that ur brain is made of wood

Olumide7:

I also know that your brain is made of wood

Now that's not funny.

Are you going to apologise now?

not necessarily but ok!! we cool.

Hmmmm

Olumide7:

not necessarily but ok!! we cool.

Still a bit hot, but I accept.