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U Missed Me? I Will Be Right Back, Stay Tuned!!! by bingbagbo(m): 3:01pm On Nov 14, 2013
grin grin grin grin grin grin

something to wet your appetite grin

I entered the bar and requested for three bottles of beer, a plate of full chicken, a big bowl of eba and egusi soup, one plate of isi-ewu and a pack of cigarette . I sat next to this poor looking guy who had just a bottle of pepsi sipping.He was looking into my eye with envy!Obviously very hungry guy! grin grin
I also ate my "downloads" well ,well to infuriate this poor guy.After some minutes, i realised i had to catch a flight at 6pm, poor i had no wrist watch! The pepsi guy had a wrist watch, so i ask am, " oga, what says your time?" He looked into my face closely for 3 minutes speechless, and finally said,. . . . .












"ask your isi-ewu!" grin

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Re: U Missed Me? I Will Be Right Back, Stay Tuned!!! by RAPMAN02(m): 3:36pm On Nov 14, 2013
hahahaha
Re: U Missed Me? I Will Be Right Back, Stay Tuned!!! by larride(m): 4:41pm On Nov 14, 2013
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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God is good. cool
Re: U Missed Me? I Will Be Right Back, Stay Tuned!!! by juns4sure(m): 4:53pm On Nov 14, 2013
Lol...welcome bro grin
Re: U Missed Me? I Will Be Right Back, Stay Tuned!!! by bingbagbo(m): 5:29pm On Nov 14, 2013
lol

first time ever larride don talk sense...

hey jun4sure..happy eclipse to you

lol....ll be right back
Re: U Missed Me? I Will Be Right Back, Stay Tuned!!! by MrTAnonymous(m): 6:52pm On Nov 14, 2013
bin gbagbo: grin grin grin grin grin grin

something to wet your appetite grin

I entered the bar and requested for three bottles of beer, a plate of full chicken, a big bowl of eba and egusi soup, one plate of isi-ewu and a pack of cigarette . I sat next to this poor looking guy who had just a bottle of pepsi sipping.He was looking into my eye with envy!Obviously very hungry guy! grin grin
I also ate my "downloads" well ,well to infuriate this poor guy.After some minutes, i realised i had to catch a flight at 6pm, poor i had no wrist watch! The pepsi guy had a wrist watch, so i ask am, " oga, what says your time?" He looked into my face closely for 3 minutes speechless, and finally said,. . . . .












"ask your isi-ewu!" grin
What is this grin grin grin
Re: U Missed Me? I Will Be Right Back, Stay Tuned!!! by Itzurgalvivian(f): 7:02pm On Nov 14, 2013
Mr.T Anonymous:
What is this grin grin grin
ASK UR ISI EWU
Re: U Missed Me? I Will Be Right Back, Stay Tuned!!! by bingbagbo(m): 7:57pm On Nov 14, 2013
Mr.T Anonymous:
What is this grin grin grin
















its your kpekus angry
Re: U Missed Me? I Will Be Right Back, Stay Tuned!!! by Onyiclassic(f): 8:04pm On Nov 14, 2013
hahahahahahahahaha bin u got me crackn my ribz here.thankz sweet wink

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Re: U Missed Me? I Will Be Right Back, Stay Tuned!!! by NEWBIN: 8:35pm On Nov 14, 2013
that's my daddy grin
Re: U Missed Me? I Will Be Right Back, Stay Tuned!!! by EFULEFU1(m): 6:29am On Nov 15, 2013
where is the joke? grin
Re: U Missed Me? I Will Be Right Back, Stay Tuned!!! by bingbagbo(m): 6:47am On Nov 15, 2013
Onyiclassic: hahahahahahahahaha bin u got me crackn my ribz here.thankz sweet wink




kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss

i'll be right back grin
Re: U Missed Me? I Will Be Right Back, Stay Tuned!!! by Sheenor: 11:49am On Nov 15, 2013
God catch yuh......
Re: U Missed Me? I Will Be Right Back, Stay Tuned!!! by fleyboy02: 12:03pm On Nov 15, 2013
Maddest guy ever liveth @ gbangi bingi,,,,,,lwkmd grin
Re: U Missed Me? I Will Be Right Back, Stay Tuned!!! by bingbagbo(m): 12:29pm On Nov 15, 2013
fleyboy02: Maddest guy ever liveth @ gbangi bingi,,,,,,lwkmd grin














embarassed embarassed grin
Re: U Missed Me? I Will Be Right Back, Stay Tuned!!! by Nobody: 1:27pm On Nov 15, 2013
Still searching for the joke

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Re: U Missed Me? I Will Be Right Back, Stay Tuned!!! by bingbagbo(m): 2:28pm On Nov 15, 2013
PretiEbony: Still searching for the joke















bush pig grin

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Re: U Missed Me? I Will Be Right Back, Stay Tuned!!! by Nobody: 5:14pm On Nov 15, 2013
bin gbagbo:














bush pig grin

bush rat!!!
Diz ya madness neva still leave u?








madt man!angry
Re: U Missed Me? I Will Be Right Back, Stay Tuned!!! by bingbagbo(m): 5:21pm On Nov 15, 2013
PretiEbony:
bush rat!!!
Diz ya madness neva still leave u?








madt man!angry




angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry sweet girl angry angry angry angry
Re: U Missed Me? I Will Be Right Back, Stay Tuned!!! by askmike2k2(m): 12:41pm On Nov 17, 2013
Nice joke, that is hood for him
Re: U Missed Me? I Will Be Right Back, Stay Tuned!!! by OmniSparrow: 6:06am On Dec 22, 2013
Kinda dry. but I have to admit I laffed a lot. probably cos of early morning morocco dat I smoked.
Re: U Missed Me? I Will Be Right Back, Stay Tuned!!! by bunmioguns(m): 6:44am On Dec 22, 2013
oya lets go there... Halleluyah....it is anoda Salah Celebration... thank God is Sunday
Re: U Missed Me? I Will Be Right Back, Stay Tuned!!! by PrettySpicey(f): 9:24pm On Dec 22, 2013
bin gbagbo: grin grin grin grin grin grin

something to wet your appetite grin

I entered the bar and requested for three bottles of beer, a plate of full chicken, a big bowl of eba and egusi soup, one plate of isi-ewu and a pack of cigarette . I sat next to this poor looking guy who had just a bottle of pepsi sipping.He was looking into my eye with envy!Obviously very hungry guy! grin grin
I also ate my "downloads" well ,well to infuriate this poor guy.After some minutes, i realised i had to catch a flight at 6pm, poor i had no wrist watch! The pepsi guy had a wrist watch, so i ask am, " oga, what says your time?" He looked into my face closely for 3 minutes speechless, and finally said,. . . . .












"ask your isi-ewu!" grin

lol. This is certainly the funniest joke i ever read from you.

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