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| Bullet For Christ by jaguda(m): 5:39pm On Jun 13, 2006 |
One Sunday morning during church service, a 2,000 member congregation was surprised to see two men enter, both covered from head to toe in black and carrying submachine guns. One of the men shouted, "Anyone willing to take a bullet for Christ remain where you are!" Immediately, the choir fled, the deacons fled, and most of the congregation fled. Out of the 2,000, there only remained around 20. The man who had spoken took off his hood, looked at the preacher and said "Okay Pastor, I got rid of all the hypocrites." Now you may begin your service. Have a nice day!" And the two men turned and walked out. |
| Re: Bullet For Christ by sweetnini(f): 6:42pm On Jun 13, 2006 |
lol |
| Re: Bullet For Christ by senisho(m): 7:46pm On Jun 13, 2006 |
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| Re: Bullet For Christ by Ttayo1(f): 9:09pm On Jun 13, 2006 |
n, i, c, e, lol :d ;d |
| Re: Bullet For Christ by vichel(m): 11:40pm On Jun 13, 2006 |
this is really nice lol, somebody should also play the same test on the pastor and see if he would take a bullet for christ |
| Re: Bullet For Christ by shotta(m): 11:42pm On Jun 13, 2006 |
this is funny |
| Re: Bullet For Christ by layi(m): 10:35am On Jun 14, 2006 |
, in todays church setting? I bet there'ld be no service cos pastor would have been in kafanshan, afterall scriptures says "flee from appearance of all evil, " |
| Re: Bullet For Christ by micklplus(m): 11:09am On Jun 14, 2006 |
Preach it brother ! Funny joke Cheers |
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