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Here are the things I learnt from Peter Obi in this yet to be concluded election:

1. Blackmail your opponents
2. Sponsor and publish Lies about them
3. Blame them for the stampede you cause
4. Pay Igwe to mandate their communities to vote for you
5. Delete the name on the INEC Register and massively register you virtual voters.
6. Insist your Account Officer must be the candidate.
7. Make huge donation to Bishops and Traditional Rulers.
8. Consult all the oracles.
9. Award massive contract in few weeks than you have done in 8 years.
10. Remember to give out large numbers of Laptops to students and also raise salaries.

Here comes the grand plan:
11. Pay INEC offers to delay materials to your opponents stronghold
12. Have your agents on every polling boot:
a. A voter picks up his ballot
b. Thumbprint for you
c. Turn it and show your agent
d. Cast his vote
e. Then collect 1,000 naira and walk away.

13. Finally move your opponent stronghold to the Sunday, when everyone will be in Church!

Jackpot! Welcome to Peter AdaObi Fraudulent Election Guide.

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