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Hotel Charges by feelgood(m): 10:33am On Jul 18, 2008
A Trinidadian and his wife were travelling by car from Key
>West to Boston.
> After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired
>to continue, and decide to stop for a rest.
> They stop at a nice hotel, take a room to sleep for four hours
>and then get back on the road.
> When they check-out four hours later, the desk clerk hands
>them a bill for $350.00
> The Trini explodes and demands to know why the charge is so
>high.
> He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel; the rooms
>certainly aren't worth $350.
> When the clerk tells him $350 is the standard rate, the Trini
>insists on speaking to the Manager.
> The Manager appears, listens, and explains that the hotel has
>an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference centre that were
>available
> for the Trini and wife to use.
> "But we didn't use them", the Trini complains.
> "Well, they are here, and you could have," explains the
>Manager.
> The Manager goes on to explain they could have taken in one of
>the shows for which the hotel is famous.
> The best entertainers from New York, Hollywood and Las Vegas
>perform here," the Manager says.
> "But we didn't go to any of those shows," complains the Trini
>again.
> "Well, we have them, and you could have", the Manager replies.
> No matter what facility the Manager mentions, the Trini
>replies, "But we didn't use it!"
> The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the Trini gives up and
>agrees to pay.
> He writes a cheque and gives it to the Manager. The Manager is
>surprised when he looks at the cheque.
> "But sir," he says, "this is only made out for $50."
> "That's right," says the Trini. "I charged you $300.00 for
>sleeping with my wife."
> "But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager.
> "Well," the Trini replies, "she was here, and you could
>have, "
Re: Hotel Charges by MrInfo1(m): 12:51pm On Jul 18, 2008
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Re: Hotel Charges by karlken(m): 3:39pm On Jul 18, 2008
lol grin grin grin.
Re: Hotel Charges by folly69(m): 3:43pm On Jul 18, 2008
hahaha grin
Re: Hotel Charges by lexicon(m): 3:47pm On Jul 18, 2008
Nice crack, lol, grin
Re: Hotel Charges by kayemjay(m): 3:50pm On Jul 18, 2008
un soluzion es simple.
Both parties should enjoy unused privileges ke. Abi kini mo wi o jare?
Re: Hotel Charges by Jeovy(m): 3:57pm On Jul 18, 2008
Very nice grin
Re: Hotel Charges by olaiday(m): 4:51pm On Jul 18, 2008
feelgood, you make me feel real good.
Re: Hotel Charges by mohawkchic(f): 6:42pm On Jul 18, 2008
~Wicked Joke!! N A Very Smart man Too! grin
Re: Hotel Charges by lysaa(f): 6:57pm On Jul 18, 2008
nice one. smiley

the man's really smart
Re: Hotel Charges by Abbygyal(f): 7:05pm On Jul 18, 2008
@post
nice one smart ass
Re: Hotel Charges by lysaa(f): 7:12pm On Jul 18, 2008
this mohawkchic, its bn a while o
thot uve fashed nl. HRU?
Re: Hotel Charges by ituen(m): 9:14pm On Jul 18, 2008
nice one

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