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Hotel Charges by feelgood(m): 10:33am On Jul 18, 2008 |
A Trinidadian and his wife were travelling by car from Key >West to Boston. > After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired >to continue, and decide to stop for a rest. > They stop at a nice hotel, take a room to sleep for four hours >and then get back on the road. > When they check-out four hours later, the desk clerk hands >them a bill for $350.00 > The Trini explodes and demands to know why the charge is so >high. > He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel; the rooms >certainly aren't worth $350. > When the clerk tells him $350 is the standard rate, the Trini >insists on speaking to the Manager. > The Manager appears, listens, and explains that the hotel has >an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference centre that were >available > for the Trini and wife to use. > "But we didn't use them", the Trini complains. > "Well, they are here, and you could have," explains the >Manager. > The Manager goes on to explain they could have taken in one of >the shows for which the hotel is famous. > The best entertainers from New York, Hollywood and Las Vegas >perform here," the Manager says. > "But we didn't go to any of those shows," complains the Trini >again. > "Well, we have them, and you could have", the Manager replies. > No matter what facility the Manager mentions, the Trini >replies, "But we didn't use it!" > The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the Trini gives up and >agrees to pay. > He writes a cheque and gives it to the Manager. The Manager is >surprised when he looks at the cheque. > "But sir," he says, "this is only made out for $50." > "That's right," says the Trini. "I charged you $300.00 for >sleeping with my wife." > "But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager. > "Well," the Trini replies, "she was here, and you could >have, " |
Re: Hotel Charges by MrInfo1(m): 12:51pm On Jul 18, 2008 |
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Re: Hotel Charges by karlken(m): 3:39pm On Jul 18, 2008 |
lol . |
Re: Hotel Charges by folly69(m): 3:43pm On Jul 18, 2008 |
hahaha |
Re: Hotel Charges by lexicon(m): 3:47pm On Jul 18, 2008 |
Nice crack, lol, |
Re: Hotel Charges by kayemjay(m): 3:50pm On Jul 18, 2008 |
un soluzion es simple. Both parties should enjoy unused privileges ke. Abi kini mo wi o jare? |
Re: Hotel Charges by Jeovy(m): 3:57pm On Jul 18, 2008 |
Very nice |
Re: Hotel Charges by olaiday(m): 4:51pm On Jul 18, 2008 |
feelgood, you make me feel real good. |
Re: Hotel Charges by mohawkchic(f): 6:42pm On Jul 18, 2008 |
~Wicked Joke!! N A Very Smart man Too! |
Re: Hotel Charges by lysaa(f): 6:57pm On Jul 18, 2008 |
nice one. the man's really smart |
Re: Hotel Charges by Abbygyal(f): 7:05pm On Jul 18, 2008 |
@post nice one smart ass |
Re: Hotel Charges by lysaa(f): 7:12pm On Jul 18, 2008 |
this mohawkchic, its bn a while o thot uve fashed nl. HRU? |
Re: Hotel Charges by ituen(m): 9:14pm On Jul 18, 2008 |
nice one |
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