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Phone Conversation Between Tinubu And Ngigi After The Election. by brunnet: 4:58pm On Nov 18, 2013 |
Tinubu:-- Chris. Chris. Chris, how many times I call U? Ngige:- Asiwaju, good evening baba. Tinubu: - don't good evening me, what is a good about the evening? U didn't efen carry 2nd. 3rd loun loun--- haaaa Ngigeeee Ngige:- Asiwaju, emm emm-- biko'nu, U know this boy Peter, he really use incumbency power o, even for my vvv-- Tinubu:- Shut up'u. Shut up. Which incumbency?-- I gave U 35bil. 35billionnnn Chris-- o ya were ni? Are U a mad ni? Ngige:- Asiwaju, nooooo, na 25bil Tinubu--- koni da fun'e. Chris e no go beta for U -----Fashola- 5bil, Fayemi-3bil, Aregbesola-3bil , Adams- 5bil, Amosun- 3bil. Ajimobi- 3bil. Buhari and co- 3bil How much is that? U think Asiwaju Private Company get money to dey waste? Chris:- but Asiwaju that na 25bil na Tinubu;- haaa-- oloshi, according to APC arithmetic, that is 35bil. Chris, U are useless o-- we gave U 180 mercenaries, 100,000 fake voters card, 300 election observer's card. Plus 35bil-- yet U carry 3rd-- haa-- U are uselesss Chris: "stammering"-- U know they arrested the boys na. And Asiwaju, its 25bil o Tinubu;- shut up'u-- shut'upp--- see Chris, let me just tell U , wetin Ubah use ur eye see that time na small, if U don't return our money, wa'gbaa-- U will know say, I Jagaban no dey play with money. 35billionuuu-- U kuku know how to do juju well well, so beta go do the juju and refund our money, if nottt Ngige;- but Asiwaju, we are going to court na, we will reject the result, I have plans Tinubu;-- Ori mi'o-- Chris, U are still talking of court, U wey carry 3rd, wetin make Nwoye do? U are completely mad- o ti ya were pata- pata-- who will finance the case.? Idiot, I say are useless Ngige; - baba no do like that na, but I'm still useful o, when Oga Buhari become president, I can be minister of Finance, so U can have access to the em emm national cake Tinubu-- haa, now I know U are mad, in fact U are crazy, oloshiii-- so U think say Buhari or any of this aboki go become president, U are a Learner--mtchew w Ngige;- but- U are----- Tinubu:- shut up, U are what? They are my bargaining maga-- when time reach, I will dump them as I dump Ribadu in 2011-- U dey craze? U no know politics? Why am I even talking to U? See me in Bourdillon. Noww #hangs fone Ngige:-- Asiwaju, Asiwaju-- hello, hello-- Mtchewww--- this man na agbero'oo-- chei-- he too like gragra-- Make I call Rochas jare, all this Yoruba people sef.. 38 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Phone Conversation Between Tinubu And Ngigi After The Election. by Nobody: 5:10pm On Nov 18, 2013 |
Re: Phone Conversation Between Tinubu And Ngigi After The Election. by Nobody: 5:12pm On Nov 18, 2013 |
Crazy Ops |
Re: Phone Conversation Between Tinubu And Ngigi After The Election. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 5:16pm On Nov 18, 2013 |
can't stop laughing. 2 Likes |
Re: Phone Conversation Between Tinubu And Ngigi After The Election. by Nobody: 5:18pm On Nov 18, 2013 |
Joblessness! 9 Likes |
Re: Phone Conversation Between Tinubu And Ngigi After The Election. by Nobody: 5:18pm On Nov 18, 2013 |
payless: Joblessness! |
Re: Phone Conversation Between Tinubu And Ngigi After The Election. by Nobody: 5:19pm On Nov 18, 2013 |
Tinubu no get power for anambra |
Re: Phone Conversation Between Tinubu And Ngigi After The Election. by gurnam: 5:26pm On Nov 18, 2013 |
So someone actually sat down somewhere to make this up...? Idleness is a big disease. 12 Likes |
Re: Phone Conversation Between Tinubu And Ngigi After The Election. by Nobody: 5:34pm On Nov 18, 2013 |
see wetin ASUU strike de cause. 3 Likes |
Re: Phone Conversation Between Tinubu And Ngigi After The Election. by abrat: 5:40pm On Nov 18, 2013 |
Re: Phone Conversation Between Tinubu And Ngigi After The Election. by buoye1(m): 5:43pm On Nov 18, 2013 |
Prof festus iyayi!!!see wetin u dey cause? |
Re: Phone Conversation Between Tinubu And Ngigi After The Election. by oluwashaddow(m): 5:50pm On Nov 18, 2013 |
I will be envying u if only u have someone better dan dis tinubu in ur entire east,someone who can sacrifice alot financially to get ur whole region from d hands of tyrant n poor leaders n give ur region a good identity, and make u a formidable force in Nigeria politics........... or will u tell me dat apga is igbo party wen it only has mouth in anambra alone, which dis election as even shown to be minute......I beg go dey pray se make we no breakup cos u are just not prepared . 9 Likes |
Re: Phone Conversation Between Tinubu And Ngigi After The Election. by Desric(m): 5:51pm On Nov 18, 2013 |
But is the moderator and super moderator doing to allow this kind of joke here, its far too expensive. Nairaland should try and make this place look somehow mature and not a playing field for kids to be throwing their toys around. 3 Likes |
Re: Phone Conversation Between Tinubu And Ngigi After The Election. by aryzgreat: 6:00pm On Nov 18, 2013 |
Laf don wound me here ooooooo hahahahahahahah Oya warayyyyyyyy! Tinubu loss no be small, d man go just dey regret why he took dis kain risk with no return. 4 Likes |
Re: Phone Conversation Between Tinubu And Ngigi After The Election. by polokor60(m): 6:02pm On Nov 18, 2013 |
Re: Phone Conversation Between Tinubu And Ngigi After The Election. by takedat(m): 6:05pm On Nov 18, 2013 |
I am also sure the phone conversation between Peter Obi and Obiano would be about how, he(Obaino) is going to repay all the Anambra state funds used for the election into Peter Obi's private coffers, and also repay depositors funds taken from Peter Obi's Fidelity Bank with high interest when he gets to office! Petty and vain generation of Nigerian youths who are only interested in taunting and mischievously ensnaring one another while some people who do not know about their existence continue to cart away their collective wealth. 6 Likes |
Re: Phone Conversation Between Tinubu And Ngigi After The Election. by deaconfrost: 6:05pm On Nov 18, 2013 |
you people won't kill someone oooo. nice relief from by boss' whinings though. thanks for the joke 3 Likes |
Re: Phone Conversation Between Tinubu And Ngigi After The Election. by aryzgreat: 6:10pm On Nov 18, 2013 |
take dat: I am also sure the phone conversation between Peter Obi and Obiano would be about how, he(Obaino) is going to repay Peter Obi all the Anambra state funds used in the election, and those borrowed from Fidelity Bank with high interest! Anambra money used, so no payment. Are u still bitter Tinubu lost out on his investment? Pele 4 Likes |
Re: Phone Conversation Between Tinubu And Ngigi After The Election. by takedat(m): 6:13pm On Nov 18, 2013 |
aryzgreat:What is my business with Tinubu losing his investment? Tinubu and Peter Obi are both big thieves. You and I are both victims of their gluttonous greed and treasury looting. Both are mortgagers of our collective future! Anambra money used, so no payment? Anambra's money is APGA's money or that of Peter Obi or Obaino's? No wonder the true owners of the money were willing to sell their votes for peanuts! You are lost! 7 Likes |
Re: Phone Conversation Between Tinubu And Ngigi After The Election. by Nobody: 6:22pm On Nov 18, 2013 |
"Yawns" Boring,lame and dry joke! Op,try harder next time with your jokes. Not funny at all! 2 Likes |
Re: Phone Conversation Between Tinubu And Ngigi After The Election. by aryzgreat: 6:28pm On Nov 18, 2013 |
berem: "Yawns" Dear ease up, I know say d loss was colossal 6 Likes |
Re: Phone Conversation Between Tinubu And Ngigi After The Election. by aryzgreat: 6:33pm On Nov 18, 2013 |
take dat: What is my business with Tinubu losing his investment? Tinubu and Peter Obi are both big thieves. You and I are both victims of their gluttonous greed and treasury looting. Rants of a wounded lion |
Re: Phone Conversation Between Tinubu And Ngigi After The Election. by Nobody: 6:39pm On Nov 18, 2013 |
aryzgreat:....and the boring joke was to make me ease up? I hear you! |
Re: Phone Conversation Between Tinubu And Ngigi After The Election. by Lusola15: 7:15pm On Nov 18, 2013 |
Re: Phone Conversation Between Tinubu And Ngigi After The Election. by PointB: 7:19pm On Nov 18, 2013 |
W-I-C-K-E-D-L-Y D-O-N-E!! |
Re: Phone Conversation Between Tinubu And Ngigi After The Election. by remarkD(m): 7:43pm On Nov 18, 2013 |
why you dey worry if them no dey prepared? Why Thiefnumbu dey worry about anambra? Wetin 180 Osunites dey find for Imo talkless Anambra? na so una love them reach? When dem say they wan leave Naija.. una no g'ree ... say make we all dey together dey suffer... oya now, make we dey one Naija dey jolly... yet, week after week, day after day, una go dey run ya mouth about Igbos... Igbos this Igbos that... oluwashaddow: I will be envying u if only u have someone better dan dis tinubu in ur entire east,someone who can sacrifice alot financially to get ur whole region from d hands of tyrant n poor leaders n give ur region a good identity, and make u a formidable force in Nigeria politics........... or will u tell me dat apga is igbo party wen it only has mouth in anambra alone, which dis election as even shown to be minute......I beg go dey pray se make we no breakup cos u are just not prepared . |
Re: Phone Conversation Between Tinubu And Ngigi After The Election. by stebell(m): 8:11pm On Nov 18, 2013 |
payless: Joblessness! My guy easy. He's not jobless. APC lost de election. Get over it. Now that Anambra is sealed, Imo state is next. Don't say I told yu O°˚˚˚ APC hv no root in de East and as such cannot grow. Waiting for Amaechi to decamp fast. I heard his NGF meeting or retreat had less than 10 Govs in attendance. I laff in Lier Mohammed voice. 4 Likes |
Re: Phone Conversation Between Tinubu And Ngigi After The Election. by Ngokafor(f): 8:11pm On Nov 18, 2013 |
Hehehe!..lolzzz..@op that was really funny!... |
Re: Phone Conversation Between Tinubu And Ngigi After The Election. by abes(m): 8:21pm On Nov 18, 2013 |
remark D: why you dey worry if them no dey prepared? |
Re: Phone Conversation Between Tinubu And Ngigi After The Election. by tonytony208(m): 8:21pm On Nov 18, 2013 |
gurnam: So someone actually sat down somewhere to make this up...? yeah, it is idleness when your party is the one being battered. But when your party is benefiting from it, am certain you will call it "creativity"! 3 Likes |
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