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Instructions Example by abasifo(op): 3:22pm On Jul 18, 2008
Yesterday, we sent our office help to the supermarket for 4 bags of salt & vinegar crisps and 4 bags of plain crisps. We included a map of the shop with the crisp shelf marked and waited.

One hour later he returned with 2 large plastic bags and asked me to check if all was OK.

I opened the bags. Bag one contained 2 bottles of vinegar and 2 bags of salt. Bag 2 contained 2 large bags of frozen chips.

I was stunned at the initiative's used given such clear instructions!

Can anyone advise me on how to get such instructions right first time other than DIY?
Re: Instructions Example by Abbygyal(f): 6:51pm On Jul 18, 2008
either ask him if he knows wat crisps are in a polite way and explain to him that there are different kinds of flavours which involves salts and vineger etc.
This is a joke forum dnt forget that huh cool
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