A Christian lady who lived next door to an atheist
There was a Christian lady who lived next door to an atheist.
Every day, when the lady prayed, the atheist guy could hear her.
He thought to himself, "She sure is crazy, praying all the time like that. Doesn't she know there isn't a God?"
Many times while she was praying, he would go to her house and harass her, saying "Lady, why do you pray all the time? Don't you know there is no God?" But she kept on praying.
One day, she ran out of groceries. As usual, she was praying to the Lord explaining her situation and thanking Him for what He was gonna do. As usual, the atheist heard her praying and thought to himself, "Humph! I'll fix her."
He went to the grocery store, bought a whole bunch of groceries, took them to her house, dropped them off on the front porch, rang the door bell and then hid in the bushes to see what she would do. When she opened the door and saw the groceries, she began to praise the Lord with all her heart, jumping, singing and shouting everywhere! The atheist then jumped out of the bushes and told her, "You ol' crazy lady, God didn't buy you those groceries, I bought those groceries!" At hearing this, she broke out and started running down the street, shouting and praising the Lord.
When he finally caught her, he asked what her problem was. She said, "I knew the Lord would provide me with some groceries, but I didn't know he was gonna make the devil pay for them!"

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We have heard this one before

Lol.

yeah, that's how Christian's brains are programmed to work... everything comes from sky daddy

a dying patient on life support believes it's his family's prayer and sky daddy that still keep him alive
a reckless driver saved by airbag during accident thanks sky daddy in his delusion

the atheist probably bought the grocery for the lazy b,itch that instead of going to work, make her own money to buy her own grocery decided to turn to sky daddy to give her food thereby disturbing a right thinking person that wants some silence and peace after a hard day's work with loud stupid prayers.

she should have asked her sky daddy to grow some food for her inside her concrete apartment or throw manners from heaven instead of praying for someone to come and give her some

nonsense