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Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by Jazzgreen(m): 8:41pm On Nov 21, 2013 |
“Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?” GEORGE W BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either against us or for us. There is no middle ground here. BILL GATES: I have just witnessed e-Chicken2012 which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook; internet explorer is an integral part of e-Chicken. MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR: I have a dream... and envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question. GOODLUCK EBELE J: I guess it's a manifestation of our transformation agenda for fresh air. Meanwhile, we'll set up a committee to look into that and probably grant the chicken amnesty. PATIENCE J u see,i don't knew why the chicken wil behaviourance like that,the only things i can said is that the chicken can be an prostitute GANI: Why wont the chicken cross the road? When there is no light in her house. No fuel in her car!No food in her stomach! No job to do! Armed robbers are after her eggs, the schools are closed,..... ....why wont it cross to the other side? HON PATRIC OBAHIAGBON: The question strikes to mind a perpendicularit y of oblivious occurrences. The rationale for the crawling species of the hen folk for advancing across the Broadway to the obvious greener side, portray a phantasmagoric allegory in my homosapious mind, that there is a reason. The metaphoric proposition may be that it is going to cast its vote for Fresh Democratic Party and hence justifying it subconscious mind that she has done her civil biddings brou-haha. COMMANDANT OBAFEIYE SHEM: The reason my chicken crossed your road is only going to remain known by one person, I cannot categorically tell you the reason why my chicken crossed your road now and only my oga at the top knows...ehmm... U can also visit ww.mychickencrossurroad. thats all!..... 2 Likes |
Re: Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by Nobody: 9:03pm On Nov 21, 2013 |
Booked |
Re: Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by ehis010(m): 9:42pm On Nov 21, 2013 |
TO LET |
Re: Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by ehmasjet(m): 9:47pm On Nov 21, 2013 |
Part 2 ....comin soon |
Re: Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by adezjamz(m): 12:54am On Nov 22, 2013 |
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Re: Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by Nobody: 9:23am On Nov 22, 2013 |
Funny |
Re: Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by Jazzgreen(m): 5:40am On Nov 30, 2013 |
I have a dream that one day, this my post will make FP, if one guy's post as about dstv created Feb 2010 made FP Nov 2013 then dr is hope .one day my chicken will surely cross the road ! |
Re: Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by Standard007(m): 7:45pm On Jan 06, 2016 |
Bookedcc lalasticlala , seun , mynd44 , Mukina2 , obinoscopy , ijebabe , ishilove , davide470 , jaybee3 , Dominique , slyr0x , adewasco2k , fynestboi please come move this to FP ASAP |
Re: Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by Sabadon(m): 10:54am On Jan 07, 2016 |
all I can say whether d chicken crossed d road or d road crossed d chicken..... so long there is a crossing ;Dall I can say whether d chicken crossed d road or d road crossed d chicken..... so long there is a crossing |
Re: Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by Sabadon(m): 10:54am On Jan 07, 2016 |
all I can say whether d chicken crossed d road or d road crossed d chicken..... so long there is a crossing |
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