ok here's mine.....
Last week my wife stood at the head of the bed and started undressing.
She asked me if I remember the first time she started undressing like that and what I said to her.
I said, “Yes I remember telling you I was going to suck your Bosoms dry and slowly s.h.a.g your brains out”. She smiled removed her b.r.a and asked me what i thought now. I replied “what a f+=king good job I did of it!”



keep it rolling guys