"I have like 5 years experience in the friendzone, I should probably add it to my CV"
Good rappers are great poets. Good rappers are good story-tellers too and it does not come to me as a surprise that young artiste; Fiziedeen came up with this very funny, real and interesting story; one of the funniest stuffs I have read all year. He writes about the menace of 'friend-zone' and 'friend-zoning'.
So how do I start this? Well, forget a proper introduction. Let's do it like this *insert befitting intro for the following story here* We're good right? I thought as much
Now, like most other kids did, I filled in my Jamb form, a university most of my secondary school friends chose. I filled in ABU zaria (first and second choice).

To be honest, I didn't choose ABU because my other friends did. I chose it because Modlyn Obiwanne did. She was my closest female friend then in Command, Abakaliki. When you hear a guy call a girl his closest friend and not his girl friend, you don't need an arch-angel to appear to you in your room and have you wrestle with him before he finally tells you the guy is swimming in the ocean of Friend-zone.

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http://www.austinaija.com/2013/11/the-depth-of-friend-zone-how-i-landed.html