Nonsense, they deleted my first ever thread but I'm not going to complain, I'll just make new ones.
In this thread, I'm going to be comparing and pitting against two of our favorite storybook characters, Jesus and Superman.

SIMILARITIES
* They both claim to be not of this earth but both have Caucasian features
* They both suffer from messiah complex
* They were both sent by their fathers on a mission
* Both of them can fly
* They have both come back from the dead.
* They both have an insanely powerful being as a villain.
* and they are both part of a trinity

SCENARIO
Superman is transported to an alternate timeline in the past by the 4th dimensional imp, Mr Mxyptlk. In the past, he meets Jesus destroying the synagogue.

CONVERSATION
Superman: hey man in ugly looking garment, why are you wrecking the building and constituting a nuisance?
Jesus: who art thou? i know thee not! get away from me thou servant of the devil!
Superman: the devil? i am no servant of the devil but whoever you think you are, you have to stop destroying people's wares and means of livelihood.
Jesus: I am the son of the most high dog..... sorry god and this here is my father's house. It is not a place for thieves and robbers.
Superman: these men just look like honest business men and......
Jesus: shut up! thou art surely a liar like your father the devil. I have been sent to save these people from their sins
Superman: well, how are you planning on doing that and what makes you think they'll listen to you with such anger you are displaying?
Jesus: it is written, thou shalt not question the lord your dog..... why do i keep doing that? sorry, i meant god.
Superman: I asked you the question not dog..... god.
Jesus: well, i am god
Superman: you can't be son of god and god at the same time, it's not..........
Jesus: You can't understand things of the spirit, you are but a mere man dressed in an ugly costume
Superman: you dare mock my costume? even Darkseid wouldn't dare.
Jesus: I do not fear you for i am the way the truth and the light, no one.....

*BOOM*
(a punch by superman sends Jesus flying halfway across the world)
*BANG* *BADABANG*
(more punches from superman disfigures Jesus' face)

Jesus: father forgive him for he knows not what he does.
Superman: that should teach you not to mess with me.
Jesus: *coughs* father *coughs* father *coughs* why have thou forsaken me?

you must be out of your sences stupid people with rubish ideas in case u dnt knw Jesus is God..and cant b comperd with a movie

Joke section,op is a comedian.

frankieblaize: you must be out of your sences stupid people with rubish ideas in case u dnt knw Jesus is God..and cant b comperd with a movie

Yeah, yeah, fanboy I know how it feels to get your favorite character thumped. Just so you know, Superman is the last son of Krypton and also a God in his own rights. If I were not such an arrogant alien, I would probably worship him.

lanrexlan: Joke section,op is a comedian.

You are a Muslim right? Just so you know, muhammad wouldn't last a second with Superman.

Go superman!

Muskeeto was banned for similar offence

Manhunter™:
You are a Muslim right? Just so you know, muhammad wouldn't last a second with Superman.

Too much of scientific fictional movies is a bad thing.

engrtee: Muskeeto was banned for similar offence

A ban wouldn't do me much harm.

lanrexlan: Too much of scientific fictional movies is a bad thing.

Exactly, I've been reading too much fiction but I just can't get enough of the bible and quaran. Fine works of fiction.

nnofaith: Go superman!

Yeah! next would be a Yahweh vs Superman thread.

engrtee: Muskeeto was banned for similar offence

When?

Manhunter™:
Yeah! next would be a Yahweh vs Superman thread.

jesus should be hanging out with sponge bob and patrick!

nnofaith: jesus should be hanging out with sponge bob and patrick!

I wonder how that would turn out. Patrick would be too dumb to understand Jesus.

Pathetic thread.

The Harbinger ~:
Pathetic thread.

Another shameless fanboy. Superman trounces Jesus, get over it already. My fictional character is better than yours.

nnofaith: jesus should be hanging out with sponge bob and patrick!

its nice to see you in your usual mocking demeanor.

Manhunter™:
Another shameless fanboy. Superman trounces Jesus, get over it already. My fictional character is better than yours.

sorry, I favour intelligent debates not foolish mockery. Anyone who subscribes to this nonsense embarrasses himself.

Well, maybe this makes you feel a little good.

Suit yourself. Continue in your mockery.

The Harbinger ~:
sorry, I favour intelligent debates not foolish mockery. Anyone who subscribes to this nonsense embarrasses himself.

Well, maybe this makes you feel a little good.

Suit yourself. Continue in your mockery.

Y u come dey vex? person no fit follow una play again?

Manhunter™:
Y u come dey vex? person no fit follow una play again?

seriously which kind play be that?

So crude mockery is playplay?


Welldone.

It is unwise to mock what you don't know about.

Like a man mocking bill gates because he believes no one can have that much money.

Joshthefirst: seriously which kind play be that?

So crude mockery is playplay?


Welldone.

It is a righteous and holy play-play.

The Harbinger ~:
It is unwise to mock what you don't know about.

Like a man mocking bill gates because he believes no one can have that much money.

But I do know about Jesus, he is an open book.

Manhunter™:
It is a righteous and holy play-play.

But I do know about Jesus, he is an open book.

no you don't. You even believe he is a fictional character. If you really knew about him, you wouldn't be so quick to mock.

The Harbinger ~:
no you don't. You even believe he is a fictional character. If you really knew about him, you wouldn't be so quick to mock.

Is there anything else to know that hasn't been written in the bible?

Manhunter™:
Nonsense, they deleted my first ever thread but I'm not going to complain, I'll just make new ones.
In this thread, I'm going to be comparing and pitting against two of our favorite storybook characters, Jesus and Superman.

SIMILARITIES
* They both claim to be not of this earth but both have Caucasian features
* They both suffer from messiah complex
* They were both sent by their fathers on a mission
* Both of them can fly
* They have both come back from the dead.
* They both have an insanely powerful being as a villain.
* and they are both part of a trinity

SCENARIO
Superman is transported to an alternate timeline in the past by the 4th dimensional imp, Mr Mxyptlk. In the past, he meets Jesus destroying the synagogue.

CONVERSATION
Superman: hey man in ugly looking garment, why are you wrecking the building and constituting a nuisance?
Jesus: who art thou? i know thee not! get away from me thou servant of the devil!
Superman: the devil? i am no servant of the devil but whoever you think you are, you have to stop destroying people's wares and means of livelihood.
Jesus: I am the son of the most high dog..... sorry god and this here is my father's house. It is not a place for thieves and robbers.
Superman: these men just look like honest business men and......
Jesus: shut up! thou art surely a liar like your father the devil. I have been sent to save these people from their sins
Superman: well, how are you planning on doing that and what makes you think they'll listen to you with such anger you are displaying?
Jesus: it is written, thou shalt not question the lord your dog..... why do i keep doing that? sorry, i meant god.
Superman: I asked you the question not dog..... god.
Jesus: well, i am god
Superman: you can't be son of god and god at the same time, it's not..........
Jesus: You can't understand things of the spirit, you are but a mere man dressed in an ugly costume
Superman: you dare mock my costume? even Darkseid wouldn't dare.
Jesus: I do not fear you for i am the way the truth and the light, no one.....

*BOOM*
(a punch by superman sends Jesus flying halfway across the world)
*BANG* *BADABANG*
(more punches from superman disfigures Jesus' face)

Jesus: father forgive him for he knows not what he does.
Superman: that should teach you not to mess with me.
Jesus: *coughs* father *coughs* father *coughs* why have thou forsaken me?

Epic

Welldone. So creative

waiting for Yahweh vs superman

macof:


Epic

Welldone. So creative

waiting for Yahweh vs superman

Thanks, working on it as we speak.

Manhunter™:
Thanks, working on it as we speak.

Better publish books From your stories.

lanrexlan: Better publish books From your stories.

I wouldn't buy such a book so I wouldn't bother publishing one.

Manhunter™:
I wouldn't buy such a book so I wouldn't bother publishing one.

Better.

lanrexlan: Better.

A book, I wouldn't bother with but a new thread........ count on it

Manhunter™:
A book, I wouldn't bother with but a new thread........ count on it

Waiting for your comedy again.