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Look At What You Agreed To: by Nobody: 11:20am On Jul 22, 2008
Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office,
But she belonged to someone else,


One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to
her and said, "I'll give you a £100 if you let me
have sex with you. But the girl said NO.


Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on
the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the
time you pick it up. "


She thought for a moment and said that she would have
to consult her boyfriend, So she called her
boyfriend and told him the story.


Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for £200, pick up the
money very fast, he won't even be able to get his
Pants down."


So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour
goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his
girlfriend to call.


Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and
asks what happened.



She responded, "The bastard used coins!"



Management lesson:
Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed!
Re: Look At What You Agreed To: by Chookym(m): 5:39pm On Aug 04, 2008
funny
Re: Look At What You Agreed To: by folahann(m): 6:37pm On Aug 04, 2008
Seen it b4 but still funny. ur management lesson is rubbish
Re: Look At What You Agreed To: by Agbalanze(m): 6:50pm On Aug 04, 2008
Smart guy
Re: Look At What You Agreed To: by Nobody: 7:21pm On Aug 09, 2008
isnt my grammar clear enough for Folahan to understand the meaning of the management lesson on the post?
Re: Look At What You Agreed To: by lexicon(m): 8:39pm On Aug 09, 2008
grin ;Dhahahahahahah grin grin she go pick coins tire grin hahahahaha grin Nice one
Re: Look At What You Agreed To: by Jeovy(m): 2:45pm On Aug 10, 2008
over seen it before but still nice
Re: Look At What You Agreed To: by truth2: 5:56pm On Aug 10, 2008
[Seen it before but still funny. your management lesson is rubbishquote][quote][/quote]

me thinks u fancy urself as some sort of ghanian joke critic
Re: Look At What You Agreed To: by folahann(m): 6:03pm On Aug 10, 2008
Joke critic?
Re: Look At What You Agreed To: by mykali(m): 7:34pm On Aug 10, 2008
folahann:

Joke critic?

why Eee ess
Re: Look At What You Agreed To: by tufe(m): 11:46am On Aug 12, 2008
migines has posted this joke here before
Re: Look At What You Agreed To: by clemcykul(f): 1:55pm On Aug 12, 2008
aww miggie embarassed

wonderful dude i tell u all grin grin grin cool

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