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Akpors Wife Vs Akpors Mum by kenti(m): 5:28pm On Nov 26, 2013
Akpos' mum said; My son must listen to me
and obey my instructions unless this is not
my
breast he sucked for 1 year.
Akpos' wife replied; Mama that was 30 years
ago. You must
realise that it is my breast he now sucks. He
has sucked it for more than 3 years and he's
still sucking.
Akpos' mum fired back; I carried him for 9
months.
Akpos' wife replied; He was only 3.5kg then,
wasn't he? What's the big deal? I am
carrying
him everynight, he's now 90kg.
Now the question is who really owns Akpos.
His Wife or his Mum.

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