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Funny Facts About TASUED And Its Students. by Nobody: 2:27pm On Nov 27, 2013 |
FUNNY FACTS ABOUT TASUED AND ITS STUDENTS. Compiled by ARISHEKOLA & AYENIYEMZY. - Cosmas is the most populous and largest college in Tasued while Cohum is less populous and small so as their students respectively. - Imaweje stalite prefer trekking all the way frm school to their hostel than boardin a 30 naira kekenapep or 50naira bike to school (even some female students do faint while trekking). -The VC is informally and mostly addressed as "Aunty Yemisi" by all students. -Samrotad Ventures is the most popular Business name in Tasued - Pure water, N10 naira bonz and egg roll are the two most bought commodities aside Recharge card. -Tasued is where ABANISE is the only person that makes fast Junk food (I.e Indomine & Fried egg). - Tasued student will never forget their change (Balance) in campus shuttle driver's hand even if it is 10naira, when we do say ijagun igbeyin lawa even if its 1st week of resumption -The most popular lecturer in Tasued is Dr. Baloo while Barr. Dapo is the most influential Lecturer. - Cosit Students which are the most serious students do fail Test & Measurement (EDU 22) exam. -Economics department is the department where students do Thanksgiving when they get 40 for departmental course (Oriyomi mark) -Lecturers do hold class on public holiday, Rag day and SUG week (especially Biology department). -Nobella and Iya Pako's place is the most patronized canteen on campus. -Amazing Grace is the best bookshop in Tasued and Lecturers never stop referring students there. -The number of guys visiting female hostels in a day is twice the number that visit the library (except during exam period) -Iya Kafilat goods is the most sought for, by Tasuedites even on their first day on campus. -Secretarial Administration students do carry more than two bags (Typewritter and school/Hand bag). -Mikolo is d most patronised barber in tasued. -FANTASY Hall is the most popular hall in Ijagun, BODUS in Ijele, Engineers Place & ISLAMIC STATE HOUSE in Imaweje. -IYA BASH (Imaweje) is the center hub for food buying off-campus for students and lecturers. -Most TASUED students don't eat lunch when they get to school but some of them do port it with Garri and Eja dindin (You remember? "Winks" . -When you see most Students wearing Suit then it is either SUG election or Teaching Practice period. -Admission Office is always crowded and you always see new designs of bags and files there too "Jambito". -BED department is where students are solemnized/ alluded with the word of GOD. -ATM online24/7 but can Bleep up on weekends because of the rate which Tasuedites do collect money. -Tasued is where "Atagungun" and "Tin Tomato" mixed thyme and curry is the best option when cooking rice (commonest food on campus, concotion), stew and other foods. -The Biggest hall (OGD Hall), Lecture Theater & PPS in Tasued is where students don't pray to do their departmental exams but they prefer ETF, Block A,C,E & Kaaf. -Tasued is where "ABANISE" is the only person that makes fast junk food (Indomine & Fried egg). -It is Tasued you will see where ladies retain sitting- space for their friends before lecture even if the friend won't come. -Tasued is where clinic attendants are overly tired of searching for files because most Tasuedites always forget their clinic card and do remove the passport on the clinic card for other uses. -Tasued Where SUG constitution turns to SUG Aspirants textbook 2weeks b4 Presidential debate/Manifesto -Girls never stop going to the Photo Stand even on weekends. -It is TASUED where you make photocopies of all documents given to you even Bank tellers, Exam result, and Test scores. Greatest Tasuedites, Add yours and let's keep the fun going!! |
Re: Funny Facts About TASUED And Its Students. by illicit(m): 1:11pm On Nov 28, 2013 |
- TASUED is where u school |
Re: Funny Facts About TASUED And Its Students. by Nobody: 2:23pm On Nov 28, 2013 |
Yeah, bt my wife dey ur skl and I'll sonn come dr for my masters illicit: - TASUED is where u school |
Re: Funny Facts About TASUED And Its Students. by illicit(m): 2:57pm On Nov 28, 2013 |
thisisayus: Yeah, bt my wife dey ur skl and I'll sonn come dr for my mastersreally? U welcome then |
Re: Funny Facts About TASUED And Its Students. by Nobody: 7:44pm On Nov 28, 2013 |
All dis for my TASUED! Though u re over 90% correct. |
Re: Funny Facts About TASUED And Its Students. by bashyours(m): 4:09pm On Nov 30, 2013 |
[color=#006600][/color]rubbish. |
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