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Re: Funny Things Written On Cars(buses) You've Seen? by peeparty(m): 8:48pm On Nov 28, 2013
Fhemmmy:

You kidding with this one? I love it
. Mk. Dem d sleep d go
Re: Funny Things Written On Cars(buses) You've Seen? by MaziJero: 8:50pm On Nov 28, 2013
'Don't mind the body,mind the engine'-says one old,condemned rickety lorry
Re: Funny Things Written On Cars(buses) You've Seen? by Malachy27: 9:02pm On Nov 28, 2013
**USA FUTURE MINISTER** Standing boldly below d number plate of an Upper iweka based okada rider.
**Ochu nwa okuku nwe ada** (pesn wey dey pursue smol fowl na him go fell) @desame upper iweka
Re: Funny Things Written On Cars(buses) You've Seen? by opylas(m): 9:12pm On Nov 28, 2013
lari03: ---- No condition is permanent---- (90's danfo)
----kiku ma pa alanu mi--------- (may death not kill my helper)
---- Orobokibo---------(90's danfo)
----mawo juche----- ( do not look at Uche's face)
----- Efrebor---------
D true ones so far
Re: Funny Things Written On Cars(buses) You've Seen? by bacco2000(m): 9:22pm On Nov 28, 2013
Gbogbo obirin ni irawo (every woman is a star)
Re: Funny Things Written On Cars(buses) You've Seen? by 20bc(m): 9:23pm On Nov 28, 2013
am always moving even when am parked
Re: Funny Things Written On Cars(buses) You've Seen? by Jomark(m): 9:36pm On Nov 28, 2013
''Ebe onye oso jere, onye ije ga-eje ya'' meaning ''where ever a runner may reach, a walker will surely reach there too'' popular among bus drivers in the east

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Re: Funny Things Written On Cars(buses) You've Seen? by Nogodre: 9:38pm On Nov 28, 2013
Ubiam gbafuo, meaning poverty runaway. Many have gone
Re: Funny Things Written On Cars(buses) You've Seen? by SHAAWA: 9:46pm On Nov 28, 2013
No one knows tomorrow.
Why can't i be rich instead of good looking?
Re: Funny Things Written On Cars(buses) You've Seen? by kendraloops(f): 10:08pm On Nov 28, 2013
I saw this one time on a lorry while traveling to school 'Pray Without Seasoning'.

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Re: Funny Things Written On Cars(buses) You've Seen? by excellent2013(m): 10:23pm On Nov 28, 2013
'wife and dog missing, reward for dog.' 'go ahead and hit me, i need the money.' a fast life will end with a screeching halt in hell. 'ise ko lowo' (work is not money)
Re: Funny Things Written On Cars(buses) You've Seen? by Dot1(m): 10:29pm On Nov 28, 2013
Naija

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Re: Funny Things Written On Cars(buses) You've Seen? by 2Dux: 10:31pm On Nov 28, 2013
Dannylux: Nigeria and Nigerians are quite funny with the kind of quotes some vehicle owners especially commercial drivers inscribe on their vehicles. grin grin

Ranging from wrong spelling of the inscription to the ironic part of it.

You'd see a commercial bus driver with 'Young prof' Boldly written on his his vehicle and so much more. cheesy grin

I believe we all have seen buses with quotes like that in one occasion or the other.
Share yours with us grin grin

Re: Funny Things Written On Cars(buses) You've Seen? by eldagaius(m): 10:36pm On Nov 28, 2013
God punish poverty.
Re: Funny Things Written On Cars(buses) You've Seen? by Nobody: 10:41pm On Nov 28, 2013
kendraloops: I saw this one time on a lorry while traveling to school 'Pray Without Seasoning'.
. . . . . . . . . Ha ha ha, O my God!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Him for write, Pray without Maggi na!
Re: Funny Things Written On Cars(buses) You've Seen? by cutieonyi89(f): 10:53pm On Nov 28, 2013
IMO PILOT....mostly seen written on keke napep in imo state. If na association me no know.
Re: Funny Things Written On Cars(buses) You've Seen? by cmonek(m): 11:20pm On Nov 28, 2013
cutieonyi89: IMO PILOT....mostly seen written on keke napep in imo state. If na association me no know.
Nice pic. I love the eyes pretty.
Re: Funny Things Written On Cars(buses) You've Seen? by hammedkola(m): 12:22am On Nov 29, 2013
Can't stop laughing

Re: Funny Things Written On Cars(buses) You've Seen? by kid7soccer(m): 1:00am On Nov 29, 2013
I saw this on a keke "Let them talk"
Re: Funny Things Written On Cars(buses) You've Seen? by Nobody: 1:13am On Nov 29, 2013
Are You This Close To Jesus?
Re: Funny Things Written On Cars(buses) You've Seen? by Nobody: 3:11am On Nov 29, 2013
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Re: Funny Things Written On Cars(buses) You've Seen? by Fhemmmy: 4:40am On Nov 29, 2013
bheegsam: PREPARE TO MEET THY LORD!!!!

I have seen this before too
Re: Funny Things Written On Cars(buses) You've Seen? by kudumopol(m): 6:19am On Nov 29, 2013
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Re: Funny Things Written On Cars(buses) You've Seen? by Tiaamo40: 6:41am On Nov 29, 2013
If you hear 'gbooo' u have hit me

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Re: Funny Things Written On Cars(buses) You've Seen? by Tiaamo40: 6:45am On Nov 29, 2013
"MY OKWUOTO"-- means my SUV ( this is seen I'm a Keke in Enugu.
Re: Funny Things Written On Cars(buses) You've Seen? by rabzy: 7:32am On Nov 29, 2013
Wole ki o joko oluwa mo ero okan re (come in and sit down, God knows your thoughts)

I am afraid of my friends, even you.
Re: Funny Things Written On Cars(buses) You've Seen? by ogwomba(m): 8:17am On Nov 29, 2013
Na you biko
Re: Funny Things Written On Cars(buses) You've Seen? by ogwomba(m): 8:18am On Nov 29, 2013
if you chop i chop, if yoy chop alon hmmmmm
Re: Funny Things Written On Cars(buses) You've Seen? by XploraBen(m): 9:36am On Nov 29, 2013
'Ki lo kan aye'......meaning what concernz d world. 'Ise ko lowo'......meaning (hard)work doesn't translate 2 being rich. 'No food 4 lazy man'.
Re: Funny Things Written On Cars(buses) You've Seen? by tnktosin(m): 10:34am On Nov 29, 2013
Took dis pix at oghara months back and am still trying to figure out what dis dude means by "united as a man" ; D

Re: Funny Things Written On Cars(buses) You've Seen? by freezy(m): 11:11am On Nov 29, 2013
No "Horry" in life... grin grin cheesy

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