An Atheist complained to a friend . . .

“Christians have their special holidays, such as Christmas and Easter.”

“And Jews celebrate their national holidays, such as Passover and Yom Kippur.”

“But we Atheists,” he said, “have no recognized national holidays.”

“It's unfair discrimination.”

His friend replied, “Why don't you celebrate April first?”

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