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America Extends Obama Care To Nigeria by ionaira(f): 12:17pm On Nov 28, 2013
The American government has extended the popular Obama Care to Nigeria. In case you don’t know what Obama care is, it is a new health care bill which was signed into law in 2010 under the administration of President Barack Obama to offer every American citizen access to cheap medical care through private insurance companies.

The USA government is teaming up with president Jonathan of Nigeria to enable Nigerians benefit from this care also. It will be called Jonathan Care in Nigeria and will offer citizens the right to free medical attention regardless of the cost of their medical needs.

Immediately the bill was announced on Hot Swen TV this morning, many private hospitals were shut down by their owners as they can no longer extort money from patients. Many medical doctors have also resigned and are now applying for lecturing jobs in universities as reports have shown that ASUU members might be the richest people in Nigeria by 2014.

The federal government stated that this is a very good development which takes care of so many issues at the same time. The senate president ,Emmanuel Briggs said “we no longer need to tackle the boko haram insurgency as anybody who gets injured by their bullets will be treated for free ,so boko haram carry go oo, we no fear you again “ . He also said dead victims of bomb explosions and plane crashes can be kept in hospitals and be receiving proper medical treatment for as long as their family wishes, even though they are already dead, it is all free.

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Re: America Extends Obama Care To Nigeria by illicit(m): 12:44pm On Nov 28, 2013
OP buh u knw say u sick sha? U for dey yabalef dey receive obamajonathan care o

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