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AKPOS: Dad, if u saw 1000 naira note and
500
naira note which would you pick?
DAD:1000 of course AKPOS:Why can't u pick
both?
NUMBER 3.
Did you know? Scientist Akpos says that we
have different blood group, so that
mosquitos
can have different choice of food taste.
NUMBER 4.
Akpos : If I die, will u remarry? Wife: No! I'll
stay with my sister.
But if I die will u remarry? Akpos :No,I'll also
stay wit ur sister
NUMBER 5.
GIRL: I'm warnin u My Mummy is
comin bk in half an hour.. AKPOS: But I'm not
doing
anything. GIRL :That's why I'm warning
u. Hurry up!
NUMBER 6.
SULE: Why do you keep saying
'Good Morning sir' to the mirror ? .. AKPOS:
Rukewe told me to respect myself.
NUMBER 7.
EKAETTE: Does this Dress make me
look Fat ? .. AKPOS: Stop blaming the poor
Dresses dear
NUMBER 8.
TEACHER: What will you get if you multiply
68x3x6+52-4? ... AKPOS: I will get it wrong...
NUMBER 9.
TEACHER: Wat do u understand by
definitive deficit equity? AKPOS: Lambta
ighotobore amarkata.
TEACHER: I dont understand u.
AKPOS: Same here!
NUMBER 10.
TEACHER; will you slap your father for N5m?
AKPOS: my father will Disown me for not
Slapping him Fast.
NUMBER 11.
MAGICIAN: I'll cut ur wife's body
into 2 halves. AKPOS: What kind of magic is
dat,u'll turn my problem
from 1 to 2! Make her disappear instead
NUMBER 12.
AKPOS: in my dreams,I play football every
night. DOCTOR:Take this tablet,u will be ok.
AKPOS: Can I take it tomorrow, tonight is the
final match.
NUMBER 13.
*Akpos trying to commit suicide*
OCHUKU: Akpos, Why you put the rope for
waist nah.. AKPOS: Oh boy, I try put am for
neck, I no fit breathe
NUMBER 14.
TEACHER: Your Son Akpos is too dull, He can't
spell LION.. PAPA AKPOS: U are Wicked, why u
no give am Small animal like
MOSQUITO to Spell
NUMBER 15.
AKPOS: I wish I had been born 4000 years
ago.. TEACHER: Why?.. AKPOS: I would not
have
to learn too much in History Class
NUMBER 16.
EKAETE: Sweetie, please could you
send me 10k? AKPOS: Sure My Love,
k,k,k,k,k,k,k,k ,k,k..... Count it, Is it
complete or do u want more?
NUMBER 17.
AKPOS: Y r all these people running?
JOBA:This
is a race,d winner will
get d cup. AKPOS: If only d winner wil get the
cup,y r others running?



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