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Confam Akpos by kenti(m): 8:59am On Nov 29, 2013 |
Mor @ www.extramood.tk AKPOS: Dad, if u saw 1000 naira note and 500 naira note which would you pick? DAD:1000 of course AKPOS:Why can't u pick both? NUMBER 3. Did you know? Scientist Akpos says that we have different blood group, so that mosquitos can have different choice of food taste. NUMBER 4. Akpos : If I die, will u remarry? Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry? Akpos :No,I'll also stay wit ur sister NUMBER 5. GIRL: I'm warnin u My Mummy is comin bk in half an hour.. AKPOS: But I'm not doing anything. GIRL :That's why I'm warning u. Hurry up! NUMBER 6. SULE: Why do you keep saying 'Good Morning sir' to the mirror ? .. AKPOS: Rukewe told me to respect myself. NUMBER 7. EKAETTE: Does this Dress make me look Fat ? .. AKPOS: Stop blaming the poor Dresses dear NUMBER 8. TEACHER: What will you get if you multiply 68x3x6+52-4? ... AKPOS: I will get it wrong... NUMBER 9. TEACHER: Wat do u understand by definitive deficit equity? AKPOS: Lambta ighotobore amarkata. TEACHER: I dont understand u. AKPOS: Same here! NUMBER 10. TEACHER; will you slap your father for N5m? AKPOS: my father will Disown me for not Slapping him Fast. NUMBER 11. MAGICIAN: I'll cut ur wife's body into 2 halves. AKPOS: What kind of magic is dat,u'll turn my problem from 1 to 2! Make her disappear instead NUMBER 12. AKPOS: in my dreams,I play football every night. DOCTOR:Take this tablet,u will be ok. AKPOS: Can I take it tomorrow, tonight is the final match. NUMBER 13. *Akpos trying to commit suicide* OCHUKU: Akpos, Why you put the rope for waist nah.. AKPOS: Oh boy, I try put am for neck, I no fit breathe NUMBER 14. TEACHER: Your Son Akpos is too dull, He can't spell LION.. PAPA AKPOS: U are Wicked, why u no give am Small animal like MOSQUITO to Spell NUMBER 15. AKPOS: I wish I had been born 4000 years ago.. TEACHER: Why?.. AKPOS: I would not have to learn too much in History Class NUMBER 16. EKAETE: Sweetie, please could you send me 10k? AKPOS: Sure My Love, k,k,k,k,k,k,k,k ,k,k..... Count it, Is it complete or do u want more? NUMBER 17. AKPOS: Y r all these people running? JOBA:This is a race,d winner will get d cup. AKPOS: If only d winner wil get the cup,y r others running? Get mor @ www.extramood.tk |
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