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Things A Real Nigerian Do by Odunharry(m): 12:41am On Nov 30, 2013 |
MAKE SURE YOU DON'T LAUGH....... only real Nigerians does the following! 1.check the expiry date of gala after eating it. 2.go to church with extension with bb charger(charging in God's presence) 3.update on BBM"about to cross" get hit by a car and still update"dying tins" 4.say an opening prayer at a night club. 5.go to a supermarket,buy a bottle of coke and spend 30 minutes snapping with champagn bottle. 6.wear sunshades at night 7.wear complete rainbow colour like its rag day and call it colour blonding 8.count money after withdrawing from an ATM(we trust no one,not even machines) 9.wear headwarmer at 45 degrees celcius 10.call a fat hausa man 'alhaji' and a thin hausa man 'aboki' 11.go to an eatry and buy bottled water just to watch a soccer match. ARE YOU A REAL NIGERIAN I'm a full blooded Nigerian and i'm proud to be one! God bless us all... Like if u tink it true |
Re: Things A Real Nigerian Do by braine(m): 12:43am On Nov 30, 2013 |
Lies• |
Re: Things A Real Nigerian Do by anthoniosp(m): 2:12am On Nov 30, 2013 |
Already seen this sheet on nairaland... Homie you damn late |
Re: Things A Real Nigerian Do by Gudintent: 7:16am On Nov 30, 2013 |
Confirmed I'm NOT a real nigerian Abeg where can I apply to be real |
Re: Things A Real Nigerian Do by Nobody: 9:14am On Nov 30, 2013 |
Same old shit |
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