MAKE SURE YOU DON'T LAUGH....... only real Nigerians does the following!
1.check the expiry date of gala after eating it.

2.go to church with extension
with bb charger(charging in God's
presence)

3.update on BBM"about to cross" get hit by a car and still
update"dying tins"

4.say an opening prayer at a night club.

5.go to a supermarket,buy a bottle of coke and spend 30 minutes snapping with
champagn bottle.

6.wear sunshades at night

7.wear complete rainbow colour
like its rag day and call it colour
blonding

8.count money after withdrawing from an ATM(we trust no
one,not even machines)

9.wear headwarmer at 45 degrees celcius

10.call a fat hausa man 'alhaji' and a thin hausa man 'aboki'

11.go to an eatry and buy bottled water just to watch a soccer match.

ARE YOU A REAL NIGERIAN I'm a full blooded Nigerian and i'm proud to be one!

God bless us all...

Like if u tink it true

Lies•

Already seen this sheet on nairaland... Homie you damn late

Confirmed I'm NOT a real nigerian

Abeg where can I apply to be real

Same old shit