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If Na You, Watin U Go Do? by Jude44: 5:13pm On Jul 12, 2014
I enter bus wey de go Niger state, as we were waiting
for d bus 2load, I noticed 1 Aboki sitting behind d
driver's seat holding a bag & sweating. D guywas so
uneasy, shifting from side 2 side on his seat, wiping
sweat from his face.Hmmm, at dis point I no know
wetin I go think, could this be.....? Well, no need
2jump in2 conclusion yet. Now, he started to look
around as if he was trying 2access his
environment,he would look around & look @his
watch, look again & check his watch, & then all of a
sudden he placed d bag under his seat, jumped
down & started walking very fast away from d bus.
Omo see gobe ooo,na dat time Irealize say no be only
me dey look dis man, as he jump down,everybody
scatter, me self jumpdown go far place. Every single
passenger abandon d bus, five minutes later, we saw
the Abokicoming back 2d bus with tissue paper in
his hands wondering where everybody had gone
to.Finally, na shit Aboki go shit oo.But 2 b sincere, if
na U, wetinU 4 do?

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