One Last Confession

While a man was dying, his wife was maintaining a candlelight vigil by his side. She held his fragile hand, tears running down her face.

Her praying woke him from his slumber. He looked up, and his pale lips began to move slightly.

"My darling," he whispered.

"Hush, my love," she said. "Rest, don't talk."

He was insistent. "I have something that I must confess," he said in a tired voice.

"There isn't anything to confess," replied his weeping wife. "Everything's ok. Go to sleep."

The man blurted out: "No, no, I must die in peace. I, I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!"

"I know," whispered his wife, "that's why I poisoned you."

The End!!!!


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seen it before but its still funny

poison him again pls

~One Down,Four more to Go!!

lol

there is an igbo proverb that says
" a wayward leg, has a wayward eyes following it behind ".

just like yours i believe

clem clem

u dey try enter me make i know.
cos i know sabi how u take dey vex say ur get 3 left legs

as u take get 3 breast kwo?

see ur 10oclock eyes

if una wan fight referee dey o.

make una no worry about payment because i go do am free of charge.

@SEGUNPC
I'LL BE THE JUDGE.

i will do the time keeper

all set

*raises sleeves up, folds up trousers, tightens belt and scatter hair*
izeek come out now!

where the guy dey sef??

*checks under his moda's bed for him*

@clem clem

*and finds him(izeek) sucking his mother's breast and trembling in fear

nice joke

Bad husband,Excellent wife,

This match is scheduled for onefall.It is between the Champion [size=14pt]CLEEEEEMCY THE CUL[/size] and the challenger, [size=14pt]IIIIIIIIII THE ZEEK[/size] and the refree today is [size=14pt]SEEEEGUN PEEEECEEE[/size].Now round One Fight.

see your 10oclock eyes

Kai Clemcy,you are reaaaaaaallllllly reallllly Bad.That was so funny.