Laff off the stress of ASUU strike with this one:

D asociation of nigeria university studnt
(ANUS) shal go on an indefinite strike afta
ASUU cal of theirs because

1. Hostel fee expired durin d on goin strike
nd ASUU shuld refund dat 4 d studnt

2. Ladies gain admision into unexpected
pregnancies , ASUU shuld find somtin 2 do 2
dat

3.there re som money students gain 4rm
there parents wich was denied wit d
reaction of ASUU, dat shud b refunded

4.transport fare 4rm skul 2 various houses
nd 4rm house bck 2 skul shud b refunded

5. Megabite wasted on checking d update
on ASUU strike wit d internet shud b refunded

6.hostel go don dirty, dusty, spider web
rat sheet nd oda dirty stuf shud b clean

7.milk, tea, spageti, indomie nd b fud
wey go don expire shud b updated

8.boyz don too hustle, we don go off shape, ASUU should settle us oo

Lastly... One section should b skipped 'everybody move to nxt level'
.
.
.we no go gree only if ASUU meet nd acept
al dis demands

#copied.