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Lalaboi Vs Shaz / Ofoka Vs Baudex Battle Till U Can Battle No More ! / "Star Warz Re-loaded". . . Battle Of The Illest (Shaz) (2) (3) (4)

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How Many Of You Can Battle Shaz? by makavele: 6:39pm On Jul 25, 2008
I think most netcees on nairaland are scared of that freakin cat,
If you think you can battle the moderator, we can arrange a show-down.

Let the bravest netcee step forward,

1. makavele
Re: How Many Of You Can Battle Shaz? by UrKiller: 8:13pm On Jul 25, 2008
Hey stand up u wacksters, it's Ur killer. . . . . . i just pop my head up in here. Oh!!! Makavelle. . . .I think it's good i made ue freaqking moderator my first prey. . . .hahahahahahaha
Re: How Many Of You Can Battle Shaz? by Crude(m): 8:36pm On Jul 25, 2008
I guess u're indeed ur-killer. . . . . . . . .ur case'll be extremely suicidal. . . . . . .U cant even battle d wackest up in here and win. . .cos we're all like dragon. We spit Fire. . . . .U wanna find this out Punk?. . . . . .Open a thread and let's put it on the ground Fucker
Re: How Many Of You Can Battle Shaz? by JUNIT1(m): 6:54am On Jul 28, 2008
4 u to post the thread means that you scared of her, who's shaz anyway, she'z just moderator moderating rap battles, not the illest rapper on rap battles
Re: How Many Of You Can Battle Shaz? by ztyle(m): 1:28am On Jul 29, 2008
So all active members are gone undecided by the way why must you step on the toes of the lion in da rap zone!
Where is mailmalc i guess he is the chosen one cool
Re: How Many Of You Can Battle Shaz? by schizoid(m): 12:25pm On Sep 19, 2008
I c shaz just like a raging cat on heat f***k with me and i ll calm him down
Re: How Many Of You Can Battle Shaz? by Crude(m): 2:35pm On Sep 19, 2008
@Schizoid

U dont go all the way posting this in here, (Whispering) U modify that 'fo she sees it, she might sprang at u and shank u down ruthlessly. . . . . .
Re: How Many Of You Can Battle Shaz? by ThugLife1(m): 8:56pm On Sep 21, 2008
me
Re: How Many Of You Can Battle Shaz? by dyabman(m): 4:49am On Sep 23, 2008
why u guyz dey make mouth , even shaz sef no talk , or is shaz dat good , i could destroy is ass .
Re: How Many Of You Can Battle Shaz? by edosioo(f): 2:57pm On Sep 23, 2008
shaz is a girl u fool.,. and she trained makapussi and crude oyel
Re: How Many Of You Can Battle Shaz? by schizoid(m): 11:30am On Oct 01, 2008
I didn't graduate fom rap xcol so ain't gat no master
i gat d degree to make d weather change faster
Aint afraid of that m***f***ker
Re: How Many Of You Can Battle Shaz? by HYBRIDX(m): 9:00pm On Oct 01, 2008


*********************************ATTENTION ALL NETCEES****************************

YO!! ITS GOING DOWN AGAIN . . . THE BRIDS COMING UP WITH ANOTHER BATTLE TOURNEY . . . YES INDEED . . .YOU ALL SHOULD LOOK OUT FOR
"STAR WARZ THE PRO-ELITE VERSION"

COMING TO THE THREAD NEXT TO YOU

DATE : 1ST WEEK OF OCTOBER 2008
VENUE : THE RAP BATTLE THREAD

MUCH RESPECT
Re: How Many Of You Can Battle Shaz? by dyabman(m): 5:08am On Oct 16, 2008
edosioo:

shaz is a girl u fool.,. and she trained makapussi and crude oyel

why the insult, ur not gonna make me cry cry cry cry
Re: How Many Of You Can Battle Shaz? by dyabman(m): 5:21am On Oct 16, 2008
@SHAZ, @Hybrid - X, @ edosioo

You ALL KNOW I DROP BARS LIKE A PENITINTIARY, I HIT FLOW'S LIKE A DOZEN LONG EXPIDITION OF ALIENATED CENTURIES, ALL YOU DO IS SIT AROUND AND TRY TO BEFRIEND ME, THIS AINT MYSPACE SO BUZZ OFF LIKE A BEE IN A WORLDWIDE INDUSTRY(bee honey factories are the second lowest industrial technology in the world at this time)

I DON'T GIVE AN ISH OR TWO ABOUT HOW YOU CARRY YOURSELF IN A BATTLE, YOU'D be BETTER OFF, HERDING CATTLE, SO FARMBOY GET UP OUT OF HERE LIKE RICHIE CHAPEL(astronaut), WE ALL KNOW YOUR BEST FRIEND IS A SATEL, LITE THAT BRINGS LIGHT ON YOUR DUSTED REPUTATION IN THIS BATTLE,

SO IF THIS CARRY IS STILL ON SON I'LL MAKE YOU WAYWARD LIKE THE WIND BLOCKING OUT THE UNDISPUTED ONE(song: carry on our wayward son), AND IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS I MIGHT JUST HAVE TO PROVE TO YOU SO I AIN'T MYZZ.UNDERSTOOD(get the nameplay?and p.s. i'm the undisputed one not her no offence)SO THE QUESTION IS SHOULD I GO FOR THE DECISION OR THE K.O. I MIGHT JUST HAVE TO SPARE YOU LIKE A BOWLING BALL YO, SO THE DECISION IS YOURS, YOU TAKE THE SHOT, CUZ THE TICKERS TICKIN OUT AND IT'S TIME TIME TO SEE IF YOU CLUTCH OR NOT,

IMMA' HAVE TO SAY YOU AIN'T BUT I CANT REVIVE THE DECISION OF THE REF, I MIGHT JUST HAVE TO STICK YOU LIKE SOME TEF, LON, IF YOU THINK I'M DONE YET YOU WRONG, I CAN KEEP PUNCHIN' TILL THE BREAK OF DAWN, SO IF YOU A RUSSIAN, YOU BETTER STAY UP LIKE THE MARX AND THE LENIN OF THE TOUCHIN'(marx and lenin were socialists in russia)YA BRUSHIN' OFF YA SHOULDERS LIKE IT AIN'T NOTHIN', BUT YOU DEAD WRONG AND I MEAN REALLY DEAD, WELL ATLEAST THAT'S WHAT THE CORONER SAID,

IT SHOULDA' BEEN OVER BUT IT STILL YET AIN'T, I NEVER GIVE UP ON EIGHT BARS, I JUST CAYN'T, I RAP UNTIL MY SPREE IS OVER, AND WHEN IT IS YEAH YOU BET I TIP BOULDAS', IMMA' PULL OUT MY NINE STRAIGHT UP OUT OF THE HOLSTAS', I MAKE YOU ALL POSTAS', AND GEISTS, WHEN I ROB YA HEART YOU BET IT'LL BE A HEIST, OF THE HIGHEST CALIBUR, AFTER THIS BATTLE YOU'LL BE WORSHIPPIN ME LIKE ALEISTER(aleister crowley, a satan worshipper)

AND YOU DAMN WELL KNOW, IMMA' EAT YOUR SOUL LIKE IRON MIKE ON THE ESPN SHOW(mike tyson told Evander Holyfield he would eat his soul on ESPN live)AND IF I DON'T STOP I'LL CREATE A BLACK HOLE, LIKE I'M COMBINING TWO ATOMS AIN'T THAT A HOE?(Russia is combining two atom's to figure out the depth of the universe and if they miss by a inch they will create a black hole that would kill us all)SO I WILL SAY IT ONE MORE TIME NIGGA YOU BETTA KNOW, AND IF YOU DON'T YOU JUST MIGHT GET FOU'D(shot with a 44. magnum)SO IF I WAS YOU I WOULD QUIT NOW AND TELL THE DEFINITION OF A COMODE, (which happens to be you cuz your shit stinks)

JUST LIKE THE MOBB SAID "AIN'T NO SUCH THING AS HALF WAY CROOK" NIGGA LOOK, IN' LIKE HE BOUT' TO HIT THE BOOKEND, BETTER WATCH OUT IN THIS TOWN OF THE SIN'D, IF YOU WASN'T HALFWAY STUPID YOU WOULD MEND, TOGETHER IN A WORLD OF LEATHER(you have to mend cloth to make leather)SO LET'S SEE IF YOU SMART, WHATS HEAVIER?, A HUNDRED BRICKS OR A HUNDRED FEATHERS?, CUZ I DON'T THINK YOU GOT IT, NOOBS WILL BID ON YA SOUL, OH SHIT NEVERMIND I JUST BOUGHT IT,

SO DID YOU CATCH THAT? ALL OF THAT LYRICAL SHIT? MY RHYMES ARE HEAVIER THAN YA' MOMS BIG FAT TIT'S, AND THAT'S A HARD FEAT TO ACCOMPLISH, SO IMMA' PASS THE MIC. TO THE GUY ON THE RECEIVING END OF THIS DISS FROM HELL LIKE THE ONE AND ONLY MISCHEIVIOUS RIGHT OF THE V, VENDETTA SO IMMA' FINALLY FINISH MY TALES OF THE BETTA', YOUR TURN DIA, YET I'M STILL NOT ALL OUT OF RHYMES OF THE METTAH, SO HURRY UP AND DO THIS SHIT SO I CAN LAY OUT MY CHEDDAH,
Re: How Many Of You Can Battle Shaz? by Shaz(f): 8:48pm On Oct 16, 2008
Ahh, save us the essays, honestly, if u put this much effort in ya WAEC, you wouldnt have bagged an F9.
Re: How Many Of You Can Battle Shaz? by Kress(m): 8:19am On Oct 17, 2008
That was below the belt
Re: How Many Of You Can Battle Shaz? by HYBRIDX(m): 8:24am On Oct 17, 2008
undecided
Re: How Many Of You Can Battle Shaz? by JUNIT1(m): 4:06pm On Oct 17, 2008
shaz isnt a pus*y,nah she a flumsy
baby, running up and down to munny
for some breast milk,wishing she had a strong dick
so she can say f* uck withouth feeling like a mock
shaz, i got you down,under me, yeah you know what i mean
na changed my mind, don't wanna commit sucide, like your husband did
yes shaz is a tight rapper, but her speciality is making d*cks tighter
shaz, how much for a nite?, so i can withdraw a check from my banker
Re: How Many Of You Can Battle Shaz? by Shaz(f): 5:21pm On Oct 17, 2008
How the eff does 'd.ick' rhyme with 'mock'. . and okay, i feel like letting the steam off. .

Makavele
Ur-killer
Schizoid
Dyabman
J Unit. .

Get ya headz together and try to beat one. . drop 3bars each. . Deadline: 26th October.
Re: How Many Of You Can Battle Shaz? by Shaz(f): 5:22pm On Oct 17, 2008
We should call this a volume 1, lol . . They VS Shaz
Re: How Many Of You Can Battle Shaz? by JUNIT1(m): 6:03pm On Oct 17, 2008
shaz admit it, you felt that diss, real bad
Re: How Many Of You Can Battle Shaz? by Shaz(f): 6:54pm On Oct 17, 2008
Hahahahaha. . you actually, seriously and honestly call that a verse, talk less of a diss? Knot ya shoelaces and quit trippin'.
Re: How Many Of You Can Battle Shaz? by Sauron1: 7:52pm On Oct 17, 2008
I would have Shaz for dinner like a Cannibal. cheesy
Re: How Many Of You Can Battle Shaz? by chiogo(f): 7:39pm On Oct 18, 2008
@dyabman, You should help me write my college and school essays. wtf? phewww!!

@krazybones, so this is what you're here doing? stressed out indeed. angry
Re: How Many Of You Can Battle Shaz? by Shaz(f): 9:33pm On Oct 18, 2008
Lol. . need to let off some stress, b

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