In their continuing effort to gain the upper hand in the battle of the sexes, the Men have struck back with the latest weapon in their arsenal. It only took them since beginning of time but The Powers That Be of Manhood have finally come up with A Guideline to make men feel better about themelves. . . .  errrr. . .  I mean to show men are truly DA MAN!

They call it. . . . 

^{*drumroll please*}

Men strike back!

*Wait for Men stop cheering, hollering and patting each other's butt.*
*And Women stop rolling their eyes*

1) How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it

2) Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

3) Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

4) How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me, "

5) How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

6) Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

7) If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.


8 ) What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told


9) I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.


10) Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.


11) Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.

12) Women will never be equal to men
until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.


13) In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.


WARNING: Ladies please do not to burst a gut while laughing at the latest in the many ways men try to keep up the illusion that they have the upper hand. If any guy is around you as you read this, don't scoff at his whooping of "Hell Ya! That's what I'm talking about. Women better recognize" Instead, look the other way and if you can, try to fake a shiver and say "Oh you guys sure told us. We are sooo scared. Yes, we are. Yes we are".

Now I know this might be hard. . . especially since you're still trying not to laugh, but remember letting men believe they still have the upper hand is the only way to keep them from having the upper hand.

Thank you,
Sisikill (Your inside source into the inner workings of a Man's Head)

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Apart from the italized part, The rest of it is funny and somewhat true.                

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