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Female Requirements:
- possess a clear skin
- height 5ft6-6ft3
- fluent in spoken english
- healthy hair
- ages 18-28
- weight 50-75 kg

Male Requirements:
- possess a clear skin
- height 5ft9-6ft4
- fluent in spoken english
- healthy hair
- ages 18-35
- weight 65-95kg

If you meet these requirements then send an entry with three digital pictures: close-up shot, glamour and casaul stating your name, statistics and hobbies) to babzany@yahoo.com TeL:08066528126 LAZERCREW ENTERTAIMENT a place to be

this is jokes forum newbie.
get this f***king posst outta here!

jeeeze wat am i not go**na see wit newbies
they never get to read and understand instructions

leave ben murray bruce make him abbatise hm product joo

abeg go sleep bo

Na wah O,wetin pesin no go see for joke section.I guess dey suppose attach loudspeaker to read out the rules

good idea jeovy

never knew u gat enuf sense

am serious!

  The same batch of nutty people.   

Female Requirements:
- possess a clear skin

~i have no trouble with that, only patches my breaching cleam has reft on it.

- height 5ft6-6ft3

~I'm crose to it, at reast i'm 5 ft tall. .not bad for an international model, innit?

- fluent in spoken english

~well u can see that for yaself, my engrish is da bomb! I am vely ploud of it.

- healthy hair

~oh yeah. . the lapalapa that was there last week has dried up. .thanks to otapiapia

- ages 18-28

~i'm only 30. .i could pass for 28 sometimes.

- weight 50-75 kg

~the last time i checked, I was 90kg but i promise, i'll starve. I really need this job and I think I'm the one u need.

buhahahahha lmao

that was hilarious lysaa otapiapia

wat a fking thread

Lysaa abeg pose make i snap you, na you fine pass jare. Oya, say "Amala"------

takes a good pose. . .AMALA!!!!

What a stupid F***ing THREAD!!!

clemcykul:

good idea jeovy

never knew u gat enough sense

am serious!

clems,u no well,go apply for the model job

no way

i dey model for hungry pple *yawns*

~Clem Oya take these balls of kuli kuli and close that ya mouth. before we all get infected here.

lol *yawns hard untill eyes becomes watery*

eeeeyaaaaaahhhh

why pity me> abi u do 4get say makes the world go round??
every activity man engages in is done in other to prevent hunger

NLD was established so that the founder wont go hungry thats why me and u post to keep the biz going

I thought you were making enough at your barbing saloon at yaba left ??
~Now seun dey pay you to post again ??

i wish he would, i'd be close to bn a millioniare naw.

lysaa:

i wish he would, i'd be close to bn a millioniare naw.

~Dream on

Ben,where you go since?

im dey hustle for motor park

@jeovy
y u dey ask

~Jeovy I have been doing some weddings down here.  
Had three last two week. . .  I gat five ladies to go.


~jaymobb Why you dey tell everyone your profession ??

ben~jay:

~Jeovy I have been doing some weddings down here.  
Had three last two week. . .  I gat five ladies to go.

and all na mgbeke,

ladies wey wowo bust bottle dey pursue

ben is lying, no marra how wowo the laydies R, wo go wed ugly that atutupoyoyo

chei

mykali:

you guys really make me want to go to the doctor with a case of broken ribs .

and empty stomach

~lysaa Shey na because you wan complete the ladies 8 and i turned you down ?
Don't hate the player babe, hate the game.

ben~jay:


              Don't hate the player babe, hate the game.

If lizard fall from tree, luk around see say nobody praise am, im go hold head, praise imsef