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Re: You've Got What It Takes To Be A Model by Jeovy(m): 2:49am On Jul 31, 2008
So ben na the lizard abi
Re: You've Got What It Takes To Be A Model by benjay1(m): 8:15pm On Jul 31, 2008
~Jeovy my broda help me ask o o o o ??
Re: You've Got What It Takes To Be A Model by lysaa(f): 12:36am On Aug 01, 2008
ben~jay:

~lysaa Shey na because you wan complete the ladies 8 and i turned you down ?
Don't hate the player babe, hate the game.

yes, how u go do me like that and go free. .I hate both player and game angry tongue
Re: You've Got What It Takes To Be A Model by Jeovy(m): 5:18am On Aug 01, 2008
iysaa
what have you got against guys?
Re: You've Got What It Takes To Be A Model by ThugLife1(m): 5:29am On Aug 01, 2008
lol
Re: You've Got What It Takes To Be A Model by lysaa(f): 8:26am On Aug 01, 2008
guys are horrible, dangerous, players they suck thats why i'm considering being lipsrsealed tongue
Re: You've Got What It Takes To Be A Model by benjay1(m): 9:18am On Aug 01, 2008
~ Ok lets talk about girls.

Girls are foolish beings that always think they can always eat their cake and have it. angry
Re: You've Got What It Takes To Be A Model by Nobody: 12:42pm On Aug 01, 2008
ben~jay:

~ Ok lets talk about girls.

Girls are foolish beings that always think they can always eat their cake and have it. angry

angry angry
Re: You've Got What It Takes To Be A Model by benjay1(m): 12:50pm On Aug 01, 2008
~ibkaye Lets not be bias here, the truth is that babes are too self centred. . . Thinking the guyz are fools.
Them wan chop money, dem no wan face d consequences. angry
Re: You've Got What It Takes To Be A Model by Nobody: 12:52pm On Aug 01, 2008
ben~jay:

~ibkaye Lets not be bias here, the truth is that babes are too self centred. . . Thinking the guys are fools.
Them wan chop money, them no wan face d consequences. angry
not all girls tongue

don't let me start on 'most guys' tongue
Re: You've Got What It Takes To Be A Model by benjay1(m): 12:53pm On Aug 01, 2008
~ Guyz too have their bad sides. but most guyz are players today, because of what ladies have done to them in the past.
Re: You've Got What It Takes To Be A Model by Nobody: 12:55pm On Aug 01, 2008
ben~jay:

~ Guys too have their bad sides. but most guys are players today, because of what ladies have done to them in the past.
you think so? tongue
Re: You've Got What It Takes To Be A Model by mykali(m): 12:58pm On Aug 01, 2008
i agree with ben here
Re: You've Got What It Takes To Be A Model by Nobody: 12:59pm On Aug 01, 2008
mykali:

i agree with ben here
suprise suprise tongue
Re: You've Got What It Takes To Be A Model by benjay1(m): 1:03pm On Aug 01, 2008
~Take for instance my humble self here, during my first year in school, I was a naive good boy.
But after babes change am for my head many times, i turn pro.
Thanks to those babes anyway. I am glad i had my orientation early. wink
Re: You've Got What It Takes To Be A Model by Nobody: 1:05pm On Aug 01, 2008
ben~jay:

~Take for instance my humble self here, during my first year in school, I was a naive good boy.
But after babes change am for my head many times, i turn pro.
Thanks to those babes anyway. I am glad i had my orientation early. wink
ok romeo tongue
Re: You've Got What It Takes To Be A Model by benjay1(m): 1:07pm On Aug 01, 2008
babe, I no be romeo o o .
Re: You've Got What It Takes To Be A Model by Nobody: 1:09pm On Aug 01, 2008
ok beneo tongue
Re: You've Got What It Takes To Be A Model by mykali(m): 1:10pm On Aug 01, 2008
women have got a lotta issues
Re: You've Got What It Takes To Be A Model by Nobody: 1:11pm On Aug 01, 2008
men have more
Re: You've Got What It Takes To Be A Model by benjay1(m): 1:16pm On Aug 01, 2008
hmmmm. Now i see where this is going. . ,

Any hermaphrodite in the house to help settle this dispute ??
Re: You've Got What It Takes To Be A Model by Gonorrhea(m): 1:17pm On Aug 01, 2008
ben~jay:

hmmmm. Now i see where this is going. . ,

Any hermaphrodite in the house to help settle this dispute ??

Look out for ennyluv!
Re: You've Got What It Takes To Be A Model by Nobody: 1:19pm On Aug 01, 2008
ben~jay:

hmmmm. Now i see where this is going. . ,

Any hermaphrodite in the house to help settle this dispute ??
lol

Gonorrhea:

Look out for ennyluv!
LMAO
Re: You've Got What It Takes To Be A Model by lysaa(f): 3:11pm On Aug 01, 2008
hehehe topic don change!!!!

BTW, ben why do u think i have a thing against guys?? whatever gave u that impression?
supermodel like me. .i'm going international soon as me and Mr poster don dey run things.
Re: You've Got What It Takes To Be A Model by lysaa(f): 3:13pm On Aug 01, 2008
oh sorry its not u, its jeovy.
Re: You've Got What It Takes To Be A Model by benjay1(m): 3:25pm On Aug 01, 2008
**shakes head and gives lysaa three pills of her drugs against Kolomentality. **

~No worry your time will come, as for me, i just signed a 2yrs modelling contract with one toothpick company like that. grin
Re: You've Got What It Takes To Be A Model by lysaa(f): 3:29pm On Aug 01, 2008
my time has come o, I have prayed very hard for this and God answers his own.

only two yrs? u should increase ur contract yrs o cos i'd be needing u to supply toothpick for yrs, str8-up.
Re: You've Got What It Takes To Be A Model by Jeovy(m): 10:20pm On Aug 02, 2008
Iysaa,I wonder why you think God will answer your prayer tongue

moreover you said you hate guys,I didn't
Re: You've Got What It Takes To Be A Model by lysaa(f): 2:30am On Aug 03, 2008
ok thanks for correcting me, thats y i like guys tongue
Re: You've Got What It Takes To Be A Model by benjay1(m): 4:31pm On Aug 03, 2008
Too many confused people in the house.
Re: You've Got What It Takes To Be A Model by MrInfo1(m): 4:36pm On Aug 03, 2008
house? undecided
Re: You've Got What It Takes To Be A Model by neowelsh(m): 6:07pm On Aug 03, 2008
clem is very angry with this post here.
why: maybe because he is like ify's kid picture, u know na.
but i love wat lysaa did, but abeg no transfer ur lapalapa to nairalanders o0o0

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